Everybody from the Deep South pretends like they’re descended from genteel benevolent plantation owners who treated their slaves so well that they didn’t want to stop being slaves, when in reality most of them are descended from degenerate convicts, serial debtors, and literal dirt farmers all too poor to have ever…

They only mentioned the Carson Palmer rule, the Hines Ward rule and the Ryan Shazier rule. They didn’t mention the Joey Porter rule, which was about the time he came on the field to successfully instigate a fight that cost the Bengals that playoff game 2 years ago. They didn’t mention the Kevin Huber rule about not…

As a fan of neither team, I thought it was interesting during the broadcast that when they discussed the three new rules added for player safety as a result of this rivalry, all three of them (diving at the QB’s knees, receiver crackback blocks, launching with the crown) resulted from Steelers players hitting Bengals.…

Thank you.

that is not what started this. It goes back to when Harrison hit there receiver going across the middle 10 + years ago. He just about ripped he head off. That is what started changing the rules.

Agreed, Mike Mitchell is a piece of shit and Tomlin runs a shit team.

Well, apart from the fact that he claimed not to be a dirty player when he’s still, y’know, Mike Mitchell.

Maybe if the bin was wearing the other team’s colors...

That section is the whole reason I wrote this dumb thing so you’re absolutely okay in my book.

Is it okay that I scrolled straight down to the BAD-BAD Pacino section? Because that is BEST-BEST Pacino.

I just threw up on my fucking shoes. Do you see what we let happen, people? The philly fans are smiling. GREAT JOB everyone.

It is extremely bold of a guy whose reputation is “can’t play defense at all” to antagonize one of the greatest scorers to ever live.

Rasheed Wallace was good at basketball though.

If this was anyone but Enes Kanter it would be a thousand times better.

The amount of coke in DJ and Trumps cart must have been insane.

“and in the end you’ll wish you eloped.”

Except that everything he said was true.

Seriously, I have done nothing but mentally hate on Lavar, and now I’m like “don’t stop now dude, keep pressing/trolling Trump.” This is where we are now-I’m rooting for Lavar.

So many narcissists in this story. Only Donald Trump could make me root for LaVar Ball.

Ahmet then threatened to mow the fucking lawn, take out the goddamn trash, and to remember to not be an asshole and leave the fucking toilet seat up. The other rival manager nodded his head and agreed to the deal.