Not Padme’s Boat

I’m a white dude in the education system.

Wut

Those are good doggos!

“A Democrat slut”

In college I was literally asked how tall I was. I said “I dunno, 6'6" I think?” and they put me in at 6'7".

Agreed. It’s beautiful and perfect.

I’ve mentioned this before but I used to work as a lifeguard / rec person at a resort and being a lifeguard in late teens / early 20s is the best job you can have because everyone is fucking everyone.

My group of college buddies all are named Brian / Bryan. Legitimately 7 of them.

Yep. I’m a “librul” but I’ve also spent most of my life shooting and hunting and have a safe full of guns and a garage full of ammo.

Good thing this “hippy liberal” has a lifetime of shooting, a safe full of guns, and a garage full of Ammo.

“anti-vaxxer essential oil pyramid scheme-shilling Facebook Jesus mom ass.”

This is awesome.

I have a buddy who changed his “delivery fee” for his pizza shop to “Insurance fee” because he literally uses that $3 to pay for insurance in case the stoner delivery kid wrecks the car and sues them. I wasn’t trying to be a dick, I legit think this might be them just being upfront instead of throwing a random 2%…

How is it passive aggressive?

The Cleveland Browns are in 1st in the AFC North.

In terms of mailing it in, this article is the Karl Malone Alaa Abdelnaby of articles.

1st was a paper plate

Agreed.

As excited as I was for Monken to become the O-Coordinator, something has to change.