100 Series Land Cruiser because I drive one and I’m biased and also because they’re a bit more comfortable than an 80 Series.

Seriously though, who brings a baby to a game?

They were driving high and endangering other innocent motorists on the road, sure I’d rather they’d not be dead, but fuck ‘em. These are the kinds of people who wipe out other people’s families simply because they’re getting their own jollies off.

So the 21-year old with a 5-year old was being irresponsible? Get out of town.

The plaid seats in the GTI.

You aren’t alone...

Fitting that the naming rights go to a rental car company, since every public Dollar Hertz the Budget.

You know, I think the FD ekes it out over the NSX, just barely. I’d feel like a million bucks in either.

I rode in the back once. Does that count as driving?

If a sadder block of text has been written in 2015, I will take your word for it.

MORE RANTING JUSTIN!

Runner up? If you’re not first you’re last.

Ford

West: (stares)

They are not live for training purposes, live missiles have yellow bands behind the warhead, blue indicates that it’s a trainer.

I am very fucking sorry you feel that way.

Once, as a teenager, I worked for a couple hours as a favor to my friend’s dad, handing out free samples of this really terrible energy bar at Costco. People will eat literally anything if it’s free and in a small accordion paper cup. This bar tasted like dirt rubbed in poo with some raisins in for a hellish texture…