{ licks screen }

An onboard OBD reader. Instead of giving you just a Check Engine Light, it’ll actually give you codes and any additional information.

Hahaha. The ML founded a segment. An entire segment. It’s like the Thomas Edison of luxury SUVs. The Ben Franklin. The George Washington. The Caesar. The Jesus. I literally have a column planned for next week about how the ML is the single greatest car in the last 25 years. It’s going to be glorious.

EDIT: Oh by the…

“Jim, you don’t have to do this...the competition is over...”

eta: the video is even better ...

Even though I don’t mind it (and actually own one)....

this was a new model not a face lift

It’s a real crash.

Water people, oh, just wait until you get to the poop people.

Ford Mustangs must be really expensive...

This is what I meant.

Drop something. Like, say the bass.

I agree they’re not mutually exclusive but there’s a reason I didn’t run straight to Leno and Lauren.

MMHMMM...

AhNuld

“Avenge...my...death...” [Above: A dying man passes a spark plug to his son during Triton V8 service.]

Jeff Gordon’s Rainbow Warrior.

Pissed off truck is pissed off.