Holy fuck that drophead is rare. Do you have any idea how many were ordered without the bare aluminum hood?!

Steve Jobs actually loved to surround himself with lazy people. they always made for the most efficient workers.

“BAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA... [breathe] HAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!! HA HAHA... HAHA! HA! ahahha, hahaha. ha... ha. oooh. oh boy. [wipes tear]”

To each their own. Everybody has their own taste, even in the ad...

Jesus, that man could turn me...

When i buy this, i’ll buy those.

But Doug! Is it 2 SXY or not?!

"I bet you jerk off to cars"

nah. screw them. The square bodies and OBSs are the ones who need a hero.

This restores my faith in humanity.

4.10s.

I'm so pissed off I have to buy Prime for this shit

all i’ll be able to think about for the next few weeks is acquiring a zeppelin and obtaining mooring permits.

Aside from annoying/obligatory “Fuck [person] with [interesting object]” comments, Rams fans are surprisingly articulate, and well-written.

The selfie-stick is the turning point of tolerating —> genuinely hating my generation.

Rex, Imma let you finish but...

+1 Heat and compression v. spark. Glow plug v. spark plug

Those shit-bags named their son, Jackson, “Jaxon”.

And a 4 Runner would still ruin them in technical shit. Pavement speed doesn’t beat off road speed. And honestly, 600 horsepower through your 22” and low-pros isn’t really off-roady

Bruh, you got any idea how many scene points a RWD conversion is, bruh? this kid is #winning the #scenegame bro.