My portfolio manager just got ride of his.
He got a Crosstour a few months ago. So I guess you're right there.

College Students —> Portfolio Managers —> Professional Athletes

Relative to the Escalade? You must be joking. The simple fact that it has a bed annihilates the Escalade's capability bits.

What his job was at Porsche according to YouTube commentariat? Or his actual job?

I'll save myself the $40 grand and do just as well in the luxo' bits, sacrifice tech bits, and annihilate the capability bits.
http://truckyeah.jalopnik.com/2014-chevy-sil…

when Porsche could win Le Mans

Jesus, be still my beating heart

these have more displacement than the actual engine.

10/10 would buy/tune/hoon

Call me when this one is available

this guy is my idol

Seeing "BMW" plastered all over the important bits makes my man parts tingle. #GushingEnthusiast

For people who will ask about that velocity stack application. Its an M3. and those "flying buttress"-esque bits are for nitrous.

http://www.topgear.com/uk/car-news/fm…

Lead image is great; Last image is horror.
Did they build it on a party bus frame?
Aren't velocity stacks intake-related?
What has become of the tailgate?
Is the original trunk area even accessible?
Why all the jerry cans?
Does this look infected to you?

Because all American Men do is find peace, constantly.

You don't know Peak Texas...

http://jalopnik.com/police-texas-m…

Steering tight like an E36 M3????? Maybe when it was new, every drive a worm gear steering box after 100k miles or 25 years? Come up to North Jersey and take my E34 for spin, or rather spin its steering wheel going straight,

A Prius goes for... what? $22k?

"Fixie Carrier"

This thing looks like a roll victim.