Oh boy.

MY top 3 NES accomplishments including beating Mike Tyson with no cheats. It took me about a week of steady trying to learn the fight well enough to do it, but after that I could consistently beat him without taking a single hit.

I still smile like a goofball every time I see this.

Oh? Sorry, I may not have understood your language clearly. It can be hard to pick up on nuance in a short internet comment.

I think that your experience is a little unique, and some people may find it a bit hard to relate to it. Expecting people to relate to a child who is sexually precocious is probably the wrong tack to take.

I don’t hate the Epic store per se, I hate exclusives in general.

The Naval Academy hosted this conference? Well isn’t that rich? This is an institution that has slang terms for almost every positive or negative physical characteristic that can be attributed to a woman (“WUBA” is one of my particular “favorites” because of how damn flexible it is), and that has a tradition of hazing…

You have to have a registered XBox and XBox live account to play the games on your PC. You purchase the game on your XBox and it lets you play it on your PC IF the game is available for PC through the Microsoft store without having to pay for it again.

Somebody please inform Ms. Theron that she’s about as accessible as Ft. Knox, which is a big part of the reason that she’s been single for 10 years.

At no point in time did my parents ever fuck up my life. They were wonderful, in fact, and I lead a very happy adult life now thanks to them.

You don’t know what you are talking about.

Exclusives are NOT competition. It’s the very opposite of it, in fact.

Why is the advice to LW2 to do anything other than advising him to ask his ex-wife “What is our future together?”

Geez. No wonder my wife didn’t want to have children. Apparently they turn you into an alcoholic wreck.

Oh just put a sock in it.

What, exactly, were you right about?

If the market is so saturated (it’s not; only certain aspects of it is), then why not broaden your player spectrum by offering the ability to customize the play experience?

Yes, I think it’s possible. Or, at a minimum, they can attempt to be as inclusive as possible.

You’re wrong. I run my own company and consult as a project manager on all kinds of software development. From SaaS business systems to websites to indie game development both on PC and native mobile, I’ve pretty much handled it all.

Wow... I’m frankly amazed at the number of people who actively advocate for a world where games are just not as accessible as possible.