No apologies, if my daughter's step dad ever did this to her I'm murdering him. I would surrender to the police immediately afterwards and rightfully be prosecuted because society is supposed to be better than the individual but I would not have regrets.

Hey fellas (YEAH)

I just got one and it has BAT WINGS ON IT

The Czech Stop in West, TX has gas right? If not, Woody's Smokehouse in Centerville, TX. It takes forever to drive across Texas so it makes sense for gas stations to have good food when they are the only reason to stop in most towns.

Fuck you. Jus' sayin'.

Technically, Rudy's is a gas station with a restaurant, although that's more in theory than practice now. I'd say it's more of a restaurant that sells some gas. Either way, a serviceable brisket.

Am I the only one who finds sequential turn signals incredibly tacky? Feels like a truck stop item to me...

Horsepower is not going to safe your life any more than being able to say to yourself "fuck, I'm going to miss my exit....guess I'll take the next one...., my bad for not paying attention" Don't be an ignorant douch endangering others because you decided to stop paying attention. How about you try that on the track?…

Jaden Smith, 15-year-old student at the Scientology-based New Village Leadership Academy

Really? I think if Monopoly did what the Internet desired, the piece would be a naked anime girl wrapped up in gold bacon surrounded by Ron Paul and cats.

WRONG!

Even sharks have gotten lazy under the Obama administration.

Is Ferrari in NASCAR now?

"I'm not saying there are times to speak less because you're a woman"

Tip to the video's poster: If you want to laugh at someone else's music-enjoying experience, you might want to turn off the Taylor Swift before you start recording.

My redneck brother-in-law makes a drink called a "Bull Gator Tater". It's flavored vodka with Gatorade and Red Bull. He says the Red Bull keeps you alert and the Gatorade prevents a hangover because of the electrolytes.

You've obviously never commuted in Minnesota.

You've never been in an accident with an SUV?

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