No apologies, if my daughter's step dad ever did this to her I'm murdering him. I would surrender to the police immediately afterwards and rightfully be prosecuted because society is supposed to be better than the individual but I would not have regrets.

F, now the price of peanut butter is gonna skyrocket like chicken wings did.

Hey fellas (YEAH)

I just got one and it has BAT WINGS ON IT

I was looking for a light dessert...

The Czech Stop in West, TX has gas right? If not, Woody's Smokehouse in Centerville, TX. It takes forever to drive across Texas so it makes sense for gas stations to have good food when they are the only reason to stop in most towns.

Fuck you. Jus' sayin'.

Technically, Rudy's is a gas station with a restaurant, although that's more in theory than practice now. I'd say it's more of a restaurant that sells some gas. Either way, a serviceable brisket.

Am I the only one who finds sequential turn signals incredibly tacky? Feels like a truck stop item to me...

Horsepower is not going to safe your life any more than being able to say to yourself "fuck, I'm going to miss my exit....guess I'll take the next one...., my bad for not paying attention" Don't be an ignorant douch endangering others because you decided to stop paying attention. How about you try that on the track?…

"...how could a government which so prizes liberty of its citizens covertly collect data on its own people?"

Stolen iPhones I'm sure take up A LOT of NYPD's time. So, letting the public know about iOS 7's security feature probably just saved them a good amount of work.

Something like 14% of all crimes in NYC are due to the theft of Apple products. If the phone is really and truly useless for reprogramming without an Apple ID then everybody should be doing it.

How about allowing for the downgrade of iOS on devices to "the latest iOS version that doesn't make your device run like a drunk sloth running through a pool of chunky peanut butter" Seriously... We have an iPad 1, and it's worthless to run just about anything. Apps CONSTANTLY crash. It's about to start it's new…

Jaden Smith, 15-year-old student at the Scientology-based New Village Leadership Academy

Really? I think if Monopoly did what the Internet desired, the piece would be a naked anime girl wrapped up in gold bacon surrounded by Ron Paul and cats.

WRONG!

Well then, you'd turn it 90 degrees to align your face with the ear hole. Then proceed with your hijacking shenanigans.

I feel like I've seen this before....