Why hasn't Apple made a car?

Sounds like it's just missing some fat for umami richness. Bet they could compensate with some butter. Obviously, that would be cheating in a taste test, but if this ever comes to restaurants (and with our out-of-control population growth-rate it probably will) I bet it could be solved.

Here's a cool animation if you haven't seen it already of how Bertha works.

My best guess after watching all three trailers...now four...

When added to my cart, amazon says the estimated delivery is a month out. Not sure who to buy it from at this point.

What would Jason's kid think?

I had a brain fart upon reading the title, and found myself confused and horrified by the fact that an article was recommending prosciutto sorbet. D:

I think we can all agree that Torch makes THE BEST infographics and article pictures. Thank you for being this awesome.

Q: "What options does it include?"

Word on the street says the answer is using one's turn signal.

The alcohol is merely a carrying device - it evaporates off (leaving the sugar behind). Though if you want a pure version (that is entirely edible afterwards, provided safe food handling techniques are observed), take a look at Evil Mad Scientists' CandyFab

Not only should you CTFD but you should also:

I've got a USB flash drive that I've washed while in a pocket probably getting on close to 10 times now and it still works perfectly and I'm aware of probably 30+ other people that have washed flash drives and I don't know of a single one that has not worked afterwards.

It's not just you.

Wow, Chris Brown is gonna be hella disappointed when he finds out beating cancer isn't what he thinks it is.

I say let him drive. Just don't let him drive after midningt and with more than one passenger.

North?

Drop the banana peel. DROP THE BANANA PEEL!