Why hasn't Apple made a car?

What would Jason's kid think?

I had a brain fart upon reading the title, and found myself confused and horrified by the fact that an article was recommending prosciutto sorbet. D:

I think we can all agree that Torch makes THE BEST infographics and article pictures. Thank you for being this awesome.

Q: "What options does it include?"

Word on the street says the answer is using one's turn signal.

Not only should you CTFD but you should also:

It's not just you.

Wow, Chris Brown is gonna be hella disappointed when he finds out beating cancer isn't what he thinks it is.

I say let him drive. Just don't let him drive after midningt and with more than one passenger.

North?

Is it just me or does that bed look really small? If I'm spending that much money on a bed I need to be able to run laps on it.

Thanks a lot, she's gluten intolerant.

Well, at least she didn't get a gift-basket full of Marshmallow Fluff.

I personally believe me and Mike's are unable to do so because, uh, some, uh...people out there in our nation don't have enough money to give us for our wedding, and, uh, I believe that our wedding like such as South Africa and, uh, the Iraq everywhere like, such as and...I believe that they should, our wedding over…

I feel like the liquid battery tech is a good end game for electric cars. Charge as normal or just drain and swap fluid (could be done with a gas pump type device.) Tech is still maturing but it exists. Shame a lot of people don't seem to know about it.

Come on now. Did you see what the Blackhawks were wearing? They were asking for it.

I think he put his hair on backwards...

How about we work on getting Americans speaking English first? Judging by the average Tea Party rally sign, the grasp of the language that the average natural born citizen has isn't much above that of a recent immigrant.