Watch the episode of The Office where Michael drives into a lake. Now remember that quite a large percentage of the population is that dumb.

Well, it may not be the greatest movie, but it will be a tribute.

I’m having trouble believing people still want to work for IBM. They’ve had a terrible reputation for a while, and having IBM as your only experience is akin to not having experience at all should you try to go somewhere else.

Your family definitely made the right decision. I had to work with folks in Endicott and while they thought they were great, it was all puffed out chests and bad design.

I’m not sure if you’re being sarcastic, but SSL is more or less deprecated, in favor of TLSv1.2. XP, Java6, and a lot of other older tech don’t support this standard and so sites are slowly blocking them to close holes in their own services.

RIP Ghost Commuter. Enjoy your Tesla ride to the stars.

Someone is going to digitally insert Ford into this movie.

I don’t think he cares. He wants to shoot a rocket. He found a group to fund him. He’ll stand on camera holding a cup of that kool-aid, but I’m not sure he drinks it at home.

Why are these things so expensive? It seems like it’s just an alarm clock with a dimmable light attached.

Why are these things so expensive? It seems like it’s just an alarm clock with a dimmable light attached.

That’s about $300 worth of CZ

They’re too busy killing things like diamonds and styrofoam cups, and eating avocado toast.

Unless it’s full, it’s going to slosh around. Gas moves different than water.

He should have been able to feel the difference. Gas is a lot lighter.

Looks like a fancy version of the golf carts people use to drive around their fancy neighborhoods.

Yeah, but it gives them access. Better to use the ics method instead.

Slow down there, Mad Dog.

This is the only true comment. The rest are about hipsters. At least, that’s what I tell myself because I don’t want to wash my car.

You’re missing quite a bit of what Uber does and controls. If Robert Half takes a cut based on billed hours, monitors them throughout their work, and is responsible for paying them, then maybe you could make the comparison.

What was extra stupid about that is that Uber spent millions on a campaign that effectively made people go out and vote against them.

Gives him time to get off your lawn.