I wouldn’t watch, but I would back this idea.

One of my friend’s kids has a nut allergy. If mom feels she isn’t being taken seriously, she just tells the wait staff it will probably be fine since she brought the epi pen with her. That usually gets the proper attention.

That’s me. I’m the overbearing husband that will make the host get the manager or chef before we eat at a new place.

I use a strip of buckyballs like this. Makes it super easy.

#1 did a number on my wife's body and we decided not to try for a second on our own. We adopted #2. It was a hard process, but now it's great.

I second the A/C. No way to live in TX without that.

Sarcasm, noun: the use of irony to mock or convey contempt.

Other than researchkit, none of this is even remotely exciting. Apple has become a very boring company.

It was ok. Way too contrived for me, but there's lots of nostalgia that people seem to like.

I'd be amazing then. I can drive in the rain, no problem, but growing up in the south I had no opportunity to learn until my wife took me to Colorado, and then had me drive in a storm that most locals say should have closed the roads. I had no idea what I was doing, but God, Spaghetti Monster, whomever kept me from…

I thought it was whomever was last to pull out their phone and check facebook.

No. It goes back to foggy very quickly.

No. It goes back to foggy very quickly.

It's crazy, but 31 has always sold more ice cream in the winter than the summer.

We just swap childcare duties with other parents. It makes going out really late hard, but as long as you're home at a reasonable time it works great.

Pretty sure it's not the first time she's had a snake near her butt.

People are way too obsessed with their hobby. Seriously. I like to drive cars and play the drums, but neither my car nor my kit made an appearance in any of my wedding/engagement photos.

Yeah, but it's a pain to always have to go racing past clock towers.

You can put batteries anywhere, and you can put them low, so you can keep your 50/50 and maybe lower the center a bit.

No, that sounds dangerous. They may not be letting you pass because it may be all they can do to keep the car on the track and they have no idea you are there. You never know how inexperienced they are and how they may just end up on top of you if you pull that.

That's still better than some of the perfume that people insist on bathing in before getting on a plane.