Funny, no one here was saying that Roy Moore should be considered innocent until proven guilty. But as soon as it’s someone you all like you’ve suddenly got all these reasons to ignore the women. That’s a fairly biased and unprincipled approach to the whole matter.

Don’t assume; there are a lot of people who seem to want to hate Tyson for some reason. I’m not a big fan or anything, but to spread unsubstantiated accusations of criminal behavior because you don’t like someone is frankly unethical.

I dunno, after reading countless tales of stadium bathroom-related horror on this very website I’m pretty sure your typical NFL fan is losing the battle against incontinence.

it was not the game we needed but probably the game we deserved

Tim Donaghy just looked up from his racing form...

That traffic light the truck blew through turns red and the overheight sign comes on when a vehicle too high is detected. That system was installed last year just for incidents like this, yet people still hit it. I think one of those water curtain stop signs like they have in front of some tunnel entrances in…

Draymond sounds like he’s ready to just kick your balls and go home.

Asked if he’d repaint it for that... And now we wait.

A “tittle” is the little dot in the letter “i” or “j”. Technically, he is correct when he says that he doesn’t have a “tittle” for the Monte Carlo, because the words “Monte Carlo” doesn’t have a tittle in it.

Being a drummer, I always enjoy reading ads for drumkits that come with Zildgen symbols.

Ah, Craigslist...the home of cars with “New breaks!” And “Duel exhaust”.

This ad for a crashed and rusty Monte Carlo with no title? Oh, they definitely know what they have.

HOW DID YOU MISS THIS CUTLASS WITH A MURAL OF THE OWNER’S FAMILY ON IT?!?!

“Chieves” is the proper plural

Chiefs Kingdom

Well. It is Trump country.

So you’re one of those “guilty until proven innocent” folks. Got it.

Not even Michigan’s worst loss:

This may be the most clueless, laughably incorrect, prisoner of the moment hot take ever made in deadspin history. Someone tell me a post that's worse. You can't. Keep trying.

Wide right, 1991. Not sure you can even put a state rivalry game in the same category.