TippiG
Tippi Gordon
TippiG
Dec 9 2019
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I keep hoping for a funny Ghostbusters movie, but apparently that’s too much to ask.

Oct 28 2019
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Sorry to do this on your article, Barry, but I’m done here. Somebody @ me on Twitter when autoplay videos go away.

Oct 28 2019
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White guy for cash reparations (along with a bunch of other education and job stimulus programs) with a sincere question: what's the right number? That's the part that always trips me up when I argue for them. "I have no idea," I say, "but it's not zero."

Oct 24 2019
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Underexplained comment: whoever came up with this list is a fucking moron.

Oct 24 2019
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Do you also enjoy strolling through nursing homes? I figured you must since you enjoy things right before they DIE. Read more

Oct 24 2019
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Immediate solution: tape a phone with GPS to the puck and use Google Maps to determine where it is. This plan is without flaw.

Oct 23 2019
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Here’s the thing about that Dan Orlovsky tweet: it's coming from Dan Orlovsky. If, say, Dan Marino or Dan Fouts were to say that the Patriots' blitzes were utterly befuddling and nigh unstoppable, that would be one thing. But Dan Orlovsky gets confused by the end line.

Oct 22 2019
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How very provincial of you. In that part of the world, hatch mixing is a perfectly normal way of expressing your sexuality.

Oct 22 2019
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Yeah, Belichick lives rent-free inside Adam Gase's head, but Adam Gase's head is a soggy cardboard box under a train trestle.

Oct 22 2019
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Yeah, I have a really hard time labelling Belichick a genius when the rest of the league is just so goddamn stupid. Land of the blind, one-eyed man, etc.

Oct 21 2019
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Who says I don't? School board meetings are grandstanding shitshows, and PTA meetings devolve into chatic posturing over who gets to run the bake sale.

Oct 21 2019
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I have no doubt that some teachers are really good. I can remember having two of them: my first-grade teacher and my eleventh-grade English teacher. The rest were uninspiring at best, sadists or unengaged idiots at worst. (Note that I’m not referring to undergrad or post-grad professors, most of whom were brilliant Read more