Great resources, thank you!

White dude here with a sincere question: How can I help?

I’m bored with talking about nationalities.

I keep hoping for a funny Ghostbusters movie, but apparently that’s too much to ask.

(Just read the headline.)

Sorry to do this on your article, Barry, but I’m done here. Somebody @ me on Twitter when autoplay videos go away.

White guy for cash reparations (along with a bunch of other education and job stimulus programs) with a sincere question: what's the right number? That's the part that always trips me up when I argue for them. "I have no idea," I say, "but it's not zero."

Underexplained comment: whoever came up with this list is a fucking moron.

Do you also enjoy strolling through nursing homes? I figured you must since you enjoy things right before they DIE.

Immediate solution: tape a phone with GPS to the puck and use Google Maps to determine where it is. This plan is without flaw.

Here’s the thing about that Dan Orlovsky tweet: it's coming from Dan Orlovsky. If, say, Dan Marino or Dan Fouts were to say that the Patriots' blitzes were utterly befuddling and nigh unstoppable, that would be one thing. But Dan Orlovsky gets confused by the end line.

A-fucking-men.

“I have an idea.” -Ronnie Lott

What a fucking dirtbag. I hope he gets hit in the nuts with a Buick.

How very provincial of you. In that part of the world, hatch mixing is a perfectly normal way of expressing your sexuality.

Yeah, Belichick lives rent-free inside Adam Gase's head, but Adam Gase's head is a soggy cardboard box under a train trestle.

That’s, like, a tenth of a watch!

Yeah, I have a really hard time labelling Belichick a genius when the rest of the league is just so goddamn stupid. Land of the blind, one-eyed man, etc.

Who says I don't? School board meetings are grandstanding shitshows, and PTA meetings devolve into chatic posturing over who gets to run the bake sale.

I have no doubt that some teachers are really good. I can remember having two of them: my first-grade teacher and my eleventh-grade English teacher. The rest were uninspiring at best, sadists or unengaged idiots at worst. (Note that I’m not referring to undergrad or post-grad professors, most of whom were brilliant…