He now officially has a better prognosis than the Lakers.

I’ve got no joke for this. Good for Lamar, and I hope he keeps improving.

Bernie Sanders ... not incoherently shrugging off the idea that citizens should have access to public records as a petty distraction from the cause.

1.) They might have avoided gerrymandering in the first place.

Burneko is slowly morphing into the new Hunter S. Thompson.

Why? Would that automatically de-gerrymander the voting districts?

The country been pushed so far to the right that Republican war hero Ike would have to run to the left of Bernie Sanders today. But because gay people and women are gaining equality, many stupid people truly believe the exact opposite is true.

I sometimes wonder what things would be like if Democrats woke the fuck up and voted during midterm elections.

If those are the choices (and those totally ARE the choices), I’ll take nothing getting done for four years over potentially decades of a quasi-Guardian Council in the Supreme Court. This is the only issue that matters in 2016.

The punchline is: Lincoln Chafee is at least as credible as any of these people.

I, for one, am enjoying the 4th term of the Bush presidency. Well, I don’t know about enjoy. Surivivng is probably a better word.

Gramm-Leach-Bliley should be the litmus test for members of the Democratic Party, much less their Presidential candidates. Anyone who still supports it just needs to cross the aisle.

That was my own impression of the debate.

I’ve said it before, but on those rare occasions when Burneko is right/not insufferable (basically whenever he’s not talking about food, culture, or food culture), he’s REALLY right and eminently sufferable.

And yet here you are

Yeah, but on domestic policy, by today’s standards, Richard Nixon was crazy liberal. If he hadn’t been so evil in other aspects of his political life, he’d be (legitimately) hailed as a progressive hero.

Pretty much agree. The only thing that compels me to vote for them, outside of the “Not Republican” angle, is Supreme Court appointments.

Gus Johnson is wholly unbearable

I haven't seen a Longhorn that confused about what to do since Vince Young took the Wonderlic.