Bennett recently did a promotion for the Seattle Public Library System.

Why? Because he reproduced their comments in full and with a minimal amount of commentary about the content - with that commentary being more of a contextual summation (‘this argument is often found in a separate context; that argument came without prompting’) - and then ended by saying he’s glad athletes forwent…

This is really fascinating and refreshing.

Meanwhile they’re worshipping Bernie like the GOP worships Raegan.

Will the Democratic debates be as batshit insane as the three hours we witnessed last night?

I don’t think you know what communism or socialism actually mean. Sanders is, truly, party to neither of those ideas in full. Further, what does the qualifier “boring” have to do with the noun “liar?” Would you rather an exciting or entertaining liar who wages a global war and robs its constituency blind?

I’m sure Kane appreciates this story.

Me for weeks: “Show me the stump! I want to see that stump! How many fingers does he have left? I have got to see this thing.”

The picture is a little blurry so it was nice of them to blow it up.

I’d like to reiterate my request that he draws a Thanksgiving hand-turkey with that hand and posts it online.

He’ll be able to do a three-point stance perfectly now.

Tom Brady will miss next start for failing concussion protocol.

Good Kinja.

The North Dakota Fuck South Dakota entry was disqualified.

That can’t be true. You’re claiming there are rumors that Dan Snyder fucks horses? Like multiple people saying Dan Snyder fucks horses? I just find it very difficult to believe Dan Snyder fucks horses. I’m not saying you’re a liar, just that it’ll take a lot to convince me that Dan Snyder fucks horses. Dan Snyder…

So a group of people dominated an area for many years until outsiders moved in, took over everything, and routinely massacred the original inhabitants. Interesting.

Maybe they can change their name to the “Washington Redseats.”

Sasuke, the Japanese show this originated from, just aired its 31st season, which had its 5th TOTAL VICTORY winner. So they had 4 “winners” in 30 seasons, USA had 1 winner in 7 seasons. Looks like we’re right about on par with how often they produce a champion (they start with 100 competitors as well, just like the…