I maintain Network is one of the most misunderstood horror movies of all time.

Bennett recently did a promotion for the Seattle Public Library System.

Why? Because he reproduced their comments in full and with a minimal amount of commentary about the content - with that commentary being more of a contextual summation (‘this argument is often found in a separate context; that argument came without prompting’) - and then ended by saying he’s glad athletes forwent…

This is really fascinating and refreshing.

Meanwhile they’re worshipping Bernie like the GOP worships Raegan.

Will the Democratic debates be as batshit insane as the three hours we witnessed last night?

I don’t think you know what communism or socialism actually mean. Sanders is, truly, party to neither of those ideas in full. Further, what does the qualifier “boring” have to do with the noun “liar?” Would you rather an exciting or entertaining liar who wages a global war and robs its constituency blind?

I’m sure Kane appreciates this story.

Me for weeks: “Show me the stump! I want to see that stump! How many fingers does he have left? I have got to see this thing.”

The picture is a little blurry so it was nice of them to blow it up.

I’d like to reiterate my request that he draws a Thanksgiving hand-turkey with that hand and posts it online.

He’ll be able to do a three-point stance perfectly now.

Tom Brady will miss next start for failing concussion protocol.

Damn you, autocorrect.

Now I want to infiltrate a Westboro Baptist Church protest with a sign saying “God hates figs. [Mark 11:12-14]”

That’s why I slap one of these in every Bible left in every Hotel I visit!

Then he said to the tree,“May no one ever eat fruit from you again.” And his disciples heard him say it.

Good Kinja.

The North Dakota Fuck South Dakota entry was disqualified.