Just wanted to let you know that I’m done arguing with an intellectually disingenuous little fucker like you. If you want to claim victory, go right ahead.

This is sort of amazing.

Dude was spared having to eat Domino's. Sounds like a win to me.

That’s a good friggin’ song. Because of Gary Glitter being an utter shitbag, I wouldn’t use it in a movie, or even a playlist for a friend, but that riff is undeniably kick-ass.

I have the sudden and profound urge to go out onto my lawn to see if anyone is on it, and if there is, to yell at them to get off of it.

If you think the difference between Trump and Bush is a hair’s breadth, then I don’t know what to tell you.

No, fuck off. I never said Bush (or for that matter, “Never Trump” Republicans) was “good.” I said Bush, as utterly reprehensible as he was, was not as bad as Trump, who is actively trying to make the United States into a white nationalist dictatorship. I’m not going to put words in your mouth, like saying you’d…

It’s cool. If some people think that Trump is no worse than Bush, that’s fine. Personally, I find an Actual Insane Despot worse than a dude who made profoundly horrible domestic and foreign policy decisions but willingly left office when his term was up and didn’t suggest any of his political opponents should be…

At first I really enjoyed that Baldinger video. Then I felt uncomfortable.

Grays and non-grays alike: Bush was an AWFUL president, and his crimes were legion. He did not, however, imperil the constitutional fabric of the republic itself. And personally, he was not a piece of shit rapist. So Bush was very, very bad, and Trump is very, very worse.

George W. Bush was absolutely one of the single worst presidents in American history. No question. But the gap between Bush and Trump is incredibly vast, so if Ellen DeGeneres wants to demonstrate a little good will towards a former president—even a gross one—in order to signal what the modicum of acceptability is,…

I bet Dabo Swinney's phone was ringing at 5:02.

Yeah, I wish him luck with that. By all accounts, the whistleblowers are members of the intelligence community, which means they've probably seen fingernails melted with a blowtorch. At his most combative, Lindsey Graham is approximately as intimidating as a golden retriever who found the edibles.

At first I thought the "Hopelessly Partisan" thing was a gag, but then I zoomed in on the image, and by god it's right there. And then I chuckled. And then I realized that 40% of the country will believe it. And then I got a headache.

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say Deadspin doesn't closely monitor the Twitter account of "Danny".

I would support a Jimmy Carter campaign with the utmost enthusiasm.

*the, not "to he". Not sure if that's kinja or my own fat, shitty fingers.

Dabo Swinney, if the rumors are true.

I wonder if he'll get this choked up when Dan Snyder announces Dabo Swinney as the new head coach.

That was... disappointing. I was hoping (based on the article, not on Todd’s history) that Todd really went after Johnson. That's not really what happened. Todd interrupted, reiterated his question, and then let Johnson continue to filibuster. If that's a sterling example of The Resistance, we are well and truly…