And don't forget the pick the Chiefs used to get Mahomes was acquired from the fucking Bills, so he could have been ruined too had not Andy Reid pulled the trigger on a draft day trade.

I was thinking the same thing. Watson could be to he next Madden (before Madden became a parody of himself, which was approximately 1986).

That's some quality pandering. If Trump isn't gone by November 2020 and Democrats make me vote for this fartclown, I might swallow my tongue.

Apropos of very little, there is a tweet embedded in this post from @stadium, which I didn’t realize was a thing beyond a producer of five-second clips that play at the gas station after thirty-second advertisements for ancient hot dogs made from rodents and old tires.

It's almost as if they're looking for a reason to vacate the head coaching job so they can offer it to Dabo Swinney.

I’ll be right over. What do you like on your pizza? (We’ll eat and wash our hands before we dive in, promise.)

Man, Dabo Swinney’s gonna have his hands full with this mess once Dan Snyder convinces him to leave Clemson and take the Washington job.

Man, Dabo Swinney’s gonna have his hands full with this mess once Dan Snyder convinces him to leave Clemson and take the Washington job.

I will forever and ever hate the Hurricanes for what they did to the Sabres in the mid-00's, and existing, when they should be the goddamn Hartford Whalers. But man, that clip of them raising the blood pressure of Don Cherry and Brian Burke warms my heart ever so slightly.

Make it happen, cap'n.

There’s truth to all rumors.

Jean hugging Guyger doesn’t bother me. If that’s what he needs—regardless of whether “that” is extending genuine forgiveness or performative pandering—in order to heal, then let him have it.

don’t deny the charges—simply act as if soliciting foreign help to investigate a political rival and influence an election is extremely fine and normal

“What has brought us here is simply this: the abuse of power.”

Lemme know when Sports Illustrated is well and truly dead forever. Feels like we've been having a wake for it for a few years now.

Ten fucking years, parole after five. This is America.

And I’m amazed Filet of CEO isn’t a popular menu item yet. These are amazing times.

I suppose we can throw him in.

This fucker deserved the full 99 years even without the racist bullshit. With it? I don’t know, maybe feed her to wild hogs or something.

I really hope you’re right.