Who says “acme” that isn’t Wile E. Coyote?

a 12-person jury has found ex-Dallas Police officer Amber Guyger guilty of murdering her neighbor

Who even wears a watch anymore? (Besides OBJ, I mean.)

I never asked for anyone to “kiss my ass”. Interviewing is as much a part of the candidate’s career as conducting the interview is a part of the interviewer’s. I don’t see much difference. If you’re stressing out about “sneaking around”, then the current job probably isn’t a very good one anyway. People get different…

Unless you’re interviewing at dozens of jobs, I guarantee that hiring managers are spending more time interviewing and evaluating candidates than you’re spending going to interviews. I totally get that it’s hard to take time off and awkward to make excuses, but having spent significant time as both a candidate and a…

Said before, will say again: keep replay review, but get rid of slow-motion, zoom-in replay. Sports happen fast, and stuff can get missed, so there should be a remedy for the clearly, obviously wrong calls. But turning sports into the parsing of high-def, 120 FPS imagery removes any semblance of art from the games.

I’m genuinely afraid that these thunderfucks have a point. As previously stated, the American people are monumentally stupid. Introduce some Slavic names into the mix, and a vast swath of this country turns into a Charlie Brown classroom.

On a related note, if I were Schiff, I’d make getting the whistleblower to testify ASAP my first, second, and third priority. Clock’s ticking on that man (or woman). If Trump finds them first, they’re dead.

I’m sorry you don’t find upholding the rule of law to be a fundamental foundation of good governance, and I’m curious how you have convinced yourself that any of the things you wish for (which are indeed good and proper goals to which we should aspire) are possible with the current lawless regime in place.

One presumes he calls it “the mason”.

So Smart Summon makes your car drive like a Bostonian. Interesting choice for the AI.

Giuliani has already said he won’t cooperate. Let’s see if Schiff has the stones to throw him in jail for contempt.

Do you win or lose the bet if he doesn’t know the difference?

I have no interest in meeting a party full of willfully ignorant nihilists halfway on pretty much anything.

I’ve mentioned before my weird hobby of watching decades-old NFL games on YouTube. Well, a couple days ago, I found myself rewatching Super Bowl XXIV and giggling like a small child at John Elway’s otherworldly futility in that game.

I repeat, primary this motherfucker.

Sorry, not trying to feed any stereotypes. But war is hell, and I think that’s where we’re headed. Syria x1000.

White guy question here: I’ll be on the front lines with you, shoulder to shoulder. My kids won’t be old enough to be. Can they, like, wear something conspicuous so they won’t be mistaken for Bad White People (of which I know more than a few)?

Is David Arquette too old to play him in the biopic? Because seriously.

Also, “Swim, hen!”