That was even worse! That wasn't just some numerological aesthetic, that was a goddamn record! 

So... CB Bucknor is the hero because he made an intentionally bad call to end this episode of bullshitball? Man, fuck everyone associated with this farce.

That lede photo is everything I hope my son will not grow up to be.

It's a wonderful novelty late at night, if you're driving somewhere remote. When the Cavs beat the Warriors a few years ago, I was driving in Maryland and listening to the game on a Cleveland radio station. Fantastic stuff.

This underplays what Orgo Night is. I saw this story elsewhere, and it led me into a rabbit hole. Here’s what I took away (and I’ll happily stand corrected if any Columbia alumni can offer better info):

Generally agreed, and it would be nice if people in the media actually used word like lie and liar about Trump. But I think gaslighting works well here because it’s a more specific, more elaborate thing. When my wife asks me if I actually ate sixteen oreos for breakfast and I deny it, that’s a lie. But if I were to…

If I’ve got this straight, a man made out of beer money signs feels pity for old racists who tweet. I think.

The second is that House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and her allies appear to think that the Ukraine issue is easier for the public to understand, which seems highly condescending.

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Kudos are indeed in order for any coach who shows even the tiniest set of gonads in those situations. But any team that has played the Dolphins or Jets this year gets an enormous asterisk next to its record, as in *played a bowling league in NFL uniforms.

The Jaguars Junction comparisons are misguided. Jaguars Junction is a tone poem; The Blowhole is "Beowulf" on PCP.

#NeverBiden, #NeverKlobuchar

What the fuck is homophobic about that? His last name has Buttigieg? It starts with B-U-T-T. Like ass. Like booty. Like behind. Like backside. He has a butt, and he's gay. I have a butt, and I’m straight. I bet you have a butt, and I don't give a tenth of a fuck what your sexual orientation is. All I know is, you…

I get that the 80s were a lawless time fueled by cocaine, spandex, and a willful hostility to sanity, but how in the bluest of hells did that place not get shut down the day after it opened?

Here is the most disgusting video I’ve watched on the internet in a long time

I do think Trump should be considered for the Nobel Prize for Physics for the hairstyle. That thing has dimensions we haven’t even discovered yet.

There is, of course, zero chance that the Senate will convict Trump. Still, it’s important to get all their votes on record so we know how many baskets we need when the guillotines are rolled out.

Also, this reminds me of Len the Butcher. (And no, I’m not a 4chan troll; I found this on one of those lame meme aggregator sites.)

“Maybe one of you just needs to get a rise out of me,” he said

To be fair, salted butter is an abomination.