I am genuinely afraid for Haskins. The comparable situation is the Dolphins, but Fitzpatrick has been around long enough to know he’s in an impossible situation and can manage it, and Rosen is smart enough (and undoubtedly jaded enough after his experience with the Cardinals last year) to have some self-preservation…

Keep fucking that chicken.

I’m about as anti-Biden as anyone on the left can be, but it’s a whole lot more complicated than that. The good folks over at electoral-vote.com have a good write-up on it today, but the long and short of it is that Hunter Biden was indeed on the board of a shady Ukrainian energy company that was under investigation…

You probably got that dude fired...

The Basketball Hall of Fame rewards role players more than any comparable institution (see: Rodman, Dennis). Add to that being the most solid player on both ends of the floor on the most dominant team of his generation, and yeah, I think he gets in. I’m not going to argue the point too strenuously though.

The RNC and the DNC are very, very different animals. Example: winner-take-all primaries vs. proportional delegations.

Oh my sweet summer child, you don't think the DNC actually cares about any of that, do you?

I was thinking if Al Swearengen and Jaromir Jagr had a kid, but that works too.

You’re spending entirely too much time replying to me and not enough fucking yourself. Hop to it, jackass.

Meh, I’m okay with having big-ass debates at this point. The Republicans were doing the same thing well into 2016, even though everyone knew it was Trump and Cruz and a cast of also-rans just there for background noise. We’re at the same point now with the Democrats: it’s Warren, Biden, and a Greek chorus.

It would’ve been nice if Gundy had gone with it and played along, whether he knew it was bogus or not. That being said, holy fucking shit, the AP now employs aunts and uncles who work themselves into a tizzy over headlines from The Onion that they see on Facebook.

Would be nice, but as others have said, that would effectively mean that everyone—salaried workers, hourly workers, pretty much everyone but gig workers—would likely end up taking a 20% pay cut. And yeah, OT isn’t really a viable comeback to that argument, because if it they’re paying X now for 40 hours of work,…

What’s Russian for “fake news”? Also, Laura, you may want to see if your coffee glows in the dark for the next few days.

Go fuck yourself.

Yeah, that’s a really terrible call, but Baker Mayfield has to check out of that, doesn’t he? I don’t care if he’s “allowed” to audible in that system or not, it seems like once he heard that call in his helmet, something should have clicked in his brain and he should’ve said, “Yeah, it’s fourth and nine, we’re…

Oh fuck right the hell off.

It's like there must've been some reason Vic Fangio didn't get a head coaching job for six-hundred years.

Yes, but in the fine tradition of Baltimore quarterbacks, let's spend the next decade arguing about whether or not Lamar Jackson is elite.

I wouldn't want to be at practice tomorrow. It'll probably be a Manic Monday.

“Jane?”