And once again, Pelosi &co will do Fuck and All about it.

I dunno, man. There are some bars in San Jose...

Sometimes the stars align just so...

Absolutely not. The only difference between Trump and Biden is that Biden won’t be gleefully smiling as he drives the bus off the cliff. The time for holding our noses and hoping that the lesser of two evils will buy us time has passed. We need real change, and if the Democratic party can’t give us a candidate who…

Booker is a significantly flawed but generally good candidate. I'll be sorry to see him go.

At this point, I genuinely wonder if Trump has dirt on Pelosi, or if there are skeletons in her closet that are so heinous that she’s terrified of them coming to light if she were to push too hard against Trump. The alternative is simply that she’s a craven, spineless weasel entirely unworthy of her position.

You're missing out, my friend.

He was. Something of a misogynist and quite abusive to his partners.

Hey! While I appreciate a good limerick as much as the next dad, I've gotta take exception to the last line. Infinite Jest is godddamn brilliant, even if I have a very complicated relationship with it because its author was an utter shitbag.

The eyebrows just aren't quite right...

I dunno, hopefully away. And I say this as one of his biggest fans. But there are three big reasons why I wish Bernie would drop out.

Nah. he’s gotta back up the Brinks truck for Dak sooner or later. That, and AB’s a bit too, um, uppity for Dubba-J.

I think “pulling off the ol’ double moochy” is what got him into trouble in the first place.

This is exactly right.

Back when MSN Messenger was a thing, they had an emoji (I think this was before emojis were even called that... that’s how long ago this was) that was a face with big bug eyes but an otherwise neutral expression, used to convey the kind of shock you have when you find out the boss you were just badmouthing donates…

When Chipotle came to my New England town, I was so stoked. Having lived in California for several years, I desperately missed having a taqueria close by, and considering my previous Mexican options on the East Coast had been Taco Bell and Sloppy Juan’s Hamburger And Pickled Jalapeño (pronounced “ha-la-PEE-no”) Wraps,…

Dad... Dad! Can we go on the roller coaster next?

OK, I’m a couple days late to this, but I finally watched the video. Why do they have a belching grizzly bear with a live mic when Ryan Clark is giving his (rather brilliant) rebuttal?

...Mom?

I’m telling you, we really need to start hyping Meghan McCain as our first ambassador to Mars.