Yeah, the point was not to really quantify how terrible he is, though I admittedly phrased it that way. It was just that, as astoundingly dogshit he is at his job (and at being a person), he’s just one of so many more completely awful, disgusting people.

Is he related to Jack Black?

I’d say Belichick is the Donald Trump of coaches, but even I have to admit that Belichick has a brain. He uses it for evil, but still.

Wait, so things were actually better under Dixie Carter? Jesus.

You’re absolutely right (about the first part; trans people are not “weird”). But there’s so much more horrific shit going on, from a sheer volume standpoint.

Ben Carson is stupid and evil. Ben Carson isn't even in the worst 50% of Trump's lackeys. Both things can be true.

It bothers me that the Green Wave wears sky blue head-to-toe.

Glad I'm not the only one who noticed that. Elway is CTE on wheels at this point.

I'll believe it when I see it. So far, Nadler has shown only slightly more backbone than Pelosi, which is akin to saying cotton candy is crunchier than dryer lint.

+2 Acme dynamite-powered roller skates.

Not making excuses at all for this, but Canada is kinda fucked up like this. They were still separating indigenous (aka First Nations) children from their families in the 1990s and putting them in residential schools to "anglicize" them. Now, they're doing a much better job than, say, the United States in trying to…

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If I hadn't seen 'Midsommar', 'The Meg' might be the worst movie I've ever sat all the way through. How can you have a giant shark attack movie with *zero blood*? And its insanely blatant pandering to international audiences was worse than the most gratuitous product placement in a Judd Apatow movie. Not even Dolphins…

This critique would carry a lot more weight if it weren’t published the same day as this site published a trite piece two women wrote about which sports were most easily ignored. Carlton Fletcher is a grade-A dipshit, but Deadspin isn't exactly helping the cause.

Six, eight, thirteen, ninety-seven... At some point, it doesn't much matter. An evil empire is an evil empire.

[Kinja’d, I think]

Because the kid is too mature to say something like this, allow me: You are a big dumb poopyheaded disingenuous cowardly submoronic shitfucker.

Ah shit, I know why, but my phone autocorrected the email address to fatfuckerwhodoesnotbelonganywherenearthehalloffame24@yahoo.com.

*sees headline*

Serious question: is this site the only place you get news?