Oh my sweet summer child, you don't think the DNC actually cares about any of that, do you?

I was thinking if Al Swearengen and Jaromir Jagr had a kid, but that works too.

You’re spending entirely too much time replying to me and not enough fucking yourself. Hop to it, jackass.

Meh, I’m okay with having big-ass debates at this point. The Republicans were doing the same thing well into 2016, even though everyone knew it was Trump and Cruz and a cast of also-rans just there for background noise. We’re at the same point now with the Democrats: it’s Warren, Biden, and a Greek chorus.

It would’ve been nice if Gundy had gone with it and played along, whether he knew it was bogus or not. That being said, holy fucking shit, the AP now employs aunts and uncles who work themselves into a tizzy over headlines from The Onion that they see on Facebook.

Would be nice, but as others have said, that would effectively mean that everyone—salaried workers, hourly workers, pretty much everyone but gig workers—would likely end up taking a 20% pay cut. And yeah, OT isn’t really a viable comeback to that argument, because if it they’re paying X now for 40 hours of work,…

What’s Russian for “fake news”? Also, Laura, you may want to see if your coffee glows in the dark for the next few days.

Go fuck yourself.

Yeah, that’s a really terrible call, but Baker Mayfield has to check out of that, doesn’t he? I don’t care if he’s “allowed” to audible in that system or not, it seems like once he heard that call in his helmet, something should have clicked in his brain and he should’ve said, “Yeah, it’s fourth and nine, we’re…

Oh fuck right the hell off.

It's like there must've been some reason Vic Fangio didn't get a head coaching job for six-hundred years.

Yes, but in the fine tradition of Baltimore quarterbacks, let's spend the next decade arguing about whether or not Lamar Jackson is elite.

I wouldn't want to be at practice tomorrow. It'll probably be a Manic Monday.

“Jane?”

And once again, Pelosi &co will do Fuck and All about it.

I dunno, man. There are some bars in San Jose...

Sometimes the stars align just so...

Absolutely not. The only difference between Trump and Biden is that Biden won’t be gleefully smiling as he drives the bus off the cliff. The time for holding our noses and hoping that the lesser of two evils will buy us time has passed. We need real change, and if the Democratic party can’t give us a candidate who…

Booker is a significantly flawed but generally good candidate. I'll be sorry to see him go.

At this point, I genuinely wonder if Trump has dirt on Pelosi, or if there are skeletons in her closet that are so heinous that she’s terrified of them coming to light if she were to push too hard against Trump. The alternative is simply that she’s a craven, spineless weasel entirely unworthy of her position.