It bothers me that the Green Wave wears sky blue head-to-toe.

Glad I'm not the only one who noticed that. Elway is CTE on wheels at this point.

I'll believe it when I see it. So far, Nadler has shown only slightly more backbone than Pelosi, which is akin to saying cotton candy is crunchier than dryer lint.

+2 Acme dynamite-powered roller skates.

Not making excuses at all for this, but Canada is kinda fucked up like this. They were still separating indigenous (aka First Nations) children from their families in the 1990s and putting them in residential schools to "anglicize" them. Now, they're doing a much better job than, say, the United States in trying to…

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If I hadn't seen 'Midsommar', 'The Meg' might be the worst movie I've ever sat all the way through. How can you have a giant shark attack movie with *zero blood*? And its insanely blatant pandering to international audiences was worse than the most gratuitous product placement in a Judd Apatow movie. Not even Dolphins…

This critique would carry a lot more weight if it weren’t published the same day as this site published a trite piece two women wrote about which sports were most easily ignored. Carlton Fletcher is a grade-A dipshit, but Deadspin isn't exactly helping the cause.

Six, eight, thirteen, ninety-seven... At some point, it doesn't much matter. An evil empire is an evil empire.

[Kinja’d, I think]

Because the kid is too mature to say something like this, allow me: You are a big dumb poopyheaded disingenuous cowardly submoronic shitfucker.

Ah shit, I know why, but my phone autocorrected the email address to fatfuckerwhodoesnotbelonganywherenearthehalloffame24@yahoo.com.

*sees headline*

Serious question: is this site the only place you get news?

Do you at least get before-and-afters?

Trent Dilfer won a Super Bowl. So did Brad Johnson, Joe Theismann, Nick Foles, and Jeff Hostetler. If you want to make the case that Eli Manning was twice as good as any of them, I’m right there with you. If you want to argue that two rings makes Eli a Hall of Famer, we're gonna have words.

My favorite Gregg Williams factoid will forever be that he got the Bills head coaching job over Marvin Lewis because Williams came into the interview with a binder and Lewis was still tired from celebrating winning the Super Bowl with the Ravens.

I’m a big fan of both Warren and Sanders, and each is a little better than the other in some respects. Ultimately, the deciding factor for my vote is actuarial: Sanders has lived 102% of his life expectancy, while Warren has lived 85% of hers. Neither are spring chickens, but Warren has a better chance of living out…

I read the headline and was immediately hoping Mort had tweeted about pro wrestling groupies.

Wait, why is Newton informing the team about his injury? Isn’t it, like, the team’s job to know about this shit? I know they don’t actually care, and they’re more than happy to load somebody up on horse meth if it lets them play five more downs, but they should still be the first to know, right?