“All of this would go away if he announced he wasn’t running for president in 2024,” the former adviser said.

I congratulate Isaiah Washington on this new phase of his acting career, which will surely include being the Scary Black Antagonist in numerous Kevin Sorbo direct-to-VOD conservaschlock flicks.

I wish I still liked professional football so I could name my fantasy team the Conservative Wonderchuds.

There's way too much to unpack in that headline for a Wednesday night.

Err, dude. Not to meatshame you, but if Burger King reminds you of what you’re grilling, you need to do some serious thinking about how you’re grilling.

[never mind]

I didn’t... help?

My meme game is weak. Can someone tell me what’s going on in this image?

Thank you!

The Stand is a better miniseries than IT. Fight me. The first half of IT is indeed something close to brilliant, but the second half is wretched misery to sit through. The Stand never reaches the highest highs of the best parts of IT, but it maintains a higher standard throughout, and has vastly superior performances…

The “DEVIL IS A LIE” thing is turning my brain into Doritos cheese dust. Someone please explain.

That Brady sixth ring image will haunt me until my dying day.

So where does Serena Williams rank in the Greatest Athletes Of All Time discussion? Gotta be top three, right?

Wrong, fucko. Privilege is saying it’s okay if we have to vote for a doddering fool who has a long history of, at best, coming up short on everything from crime to race relations to women’s rights to the environment. I was a good soldier in 2016 and voted for HRC despite her similarly dubious record. I refuse to do so…

BOTH WILL MAKE THINGS WORSE. Read my fucking original comment. Biden just won't be so visibly enthusiastic about it.

It’s not great, no, but it does have the following advantages:

I have never been bitten by a shark, but I am sure that being bitten by a shark would hurt.

Presumably, Fox couldn’t find enough Z-list celebrities to round out another Celebrity Boxing card. Oh well. We’ll always have Chyna vs. Joey Buttafuoco.

I still think a Gore Verbinksi-helmed, R-rated Bioshock film would have been the only movie based on a video game ever worth seeing.

I hate people. I mean I reeeeeeaaaaallly hate people. Especially myself. But I still try to be a decent human being. Basically because it takes more intellectual and emotional energy to be a dick than to not be. YMMV.