Because usually when I land, it’s after midnight, and all the restaurants and stores are closed. And it’s an hour ride from the airport, and I just want to get on the road to get home.

Not only could she leave, she alone has the power to bring down the whole house of cards. I’d bet anything that she has enough dirt on Donald and his dirty deals (sorry for the alliteration) to make all but his staunchest idiot supporters turn on him. But she won’t, because she almost certainly has a non-disclosure…

First can we talk about how brilliant of a name El Tráfico is for this rivalry?

Yes, Uber, Lyft, et al should pay their drivers more, but can we talk about the complete fucking dick who stopped at Taco Bell?

The what is knowable, it’s the why that’s befuddling.

It wasn’t like it was a 180 in our relationship, so that was the last straw. I don’t want someone so proudly bigoted and ignorant in my life or the lives of my children.

I check my hometown newspaper daily for his obituary. When he does die, I hope it’s quick but very painful.

Oh all of that happened, to be sure. And none of it would have mattered if the Democrats hadn’t nominated the worst major party candidate in United States history.

Is the electoral college an undemocratic scam invented so that wealthy white landowners would have disproportionate influence in eighteenth century American politics? Absolutely. It is also, for better or (much, much) worse, the way we pick presidents. Hillary Clinton knew this, and fucked up her campaign in ways that…

Let this be our daily reminder that if Hillary Clinton had run anything vaguely resembling a competent campaign in 2016, Donald Trump would be an afterthought.

This. My dad was a union man for fifty+ years, and he’s as hardcore a Trumphead as anyone I know. At least he was in 2016; I haven’t spoken to him since the election.

Depends what the leading criteria for “worst” is. For texture, probably rice, because you get a few little grains lodged in your sinuses, adding to your misery. For taste and aftertaste, barbecue; for some reason, partially-digested barbecued meat tastes like the worst kind of ass. For appearance, pasta, for obvious…

Question: How do the hover-over lists at the top get populated? Reason I ask is that AV Club’s is always more cluttered with old news than any other G/O site. Other sites very occasionally have something way out of date, usually related to something current, but AV Club’s always has at least two or three stories that…

The Lions are perennially hot garbage? Careful on that limb, dude.

Under normal circumstances, of course the President of the United States should have been at that meeting. Under current circumstances, it was better that Donald Trump wasn’t there.

If USA Today is the coloring book of newspapers, The Wall Street Journal is the paper placemat they put out for the seniors’ early bird special at Perkins.

Holy dogshit. I’m sitting here trying to think of one who should have been given another shot, and the strongest argument I can make is for Wayne Fucking Fontes.

SIBWSIA: Start reporting these as “suicide-murders”. Then the assholes who perpetrate these might think to do the suicide bit first.

I won't celebrate until the sentence is passed down. Being Florida, I won't be at all surprised if it's probation and time served.