Honestly, this is funnier than anything any of us could hope to comment:

These are bad. The NFL's Color Rush unis are worse.

How long until the other six kick us out? And how long after that until Trump and Putin announce their own economic group?

God damn it, Democrats suck. Not as much as Republicans, obviously, but once your nose is below the water line, it doesn’t much matter how deep you are.

Hooray!

I am good with all things Oakland (my wife is from there!), as long as you don’t write about Moneyball, which I think is the only Brad Pitt movie I didn’t like.

I’m going to give a law enforcement’s guide to anything about thiiiiiiis much *finger and thumb almost touching* credibility.

While you’re back in 1994, maybe you can leave some warnings about 9/11, the 2008 housing market, and the rise of totalitarianism. If you’re not too busy manicuring your lawn.

Thanks to all who have responded thusfar. Special thanks to those who didn’t use big words.

God damn fuck you.

I am way far from an engineer of any sort, but I have often wondered if putting small windmills and turbines along the sides of highways might work. Smart folks, please poke holes.

Decorative illumination is silly and a bit obnoxious, but not nearly as garishly hideous as the giant grilles that are all the rage now. It’s like cars with giant capped Texas newscaster teeth.

The news I want to see is how many people are swayed one way or another at this point. This seems to be just yet another example of Trump’s bullshit deepening the entrenchment of both sides.

Bummer. Now there are only four candidates left who would actually make me go to the polls.

the kicking community

I've either had too much to drink or not enough for this bullshit.

We’re missing crucial information here.

I did it anyway.

I haven’t believed in the Christian god in two decades. I haven’t taken the bible literally since I was a small child. But damn if Trump isn’t checking all the boxes of the Actual Antichrist.