It is SO WEIRD to see the Browns WYTS this late in August.

My reaction when I heard about this:

A decade seems optimistic. I’m thinking generations.

You have far more humane sensibilities than I, my friend.

I picture Manchin sending Ivanka this link:

The problem, then, is not whether we call it “terrorism” (it is), but how we respond to white supremacist violence (and terrorism in general). The latter point is a discussion well worth having, but we neither advance that discussion nor address the problem of white supremacist violence by declining to call it…

I know, right? Have you seen his hairstyle? That is not the look of a man playing with a full deck.

I’ll take this opportunity to point out the fact that Doc Emrick, and not Gary Thorne, is doing national broadcasts of NHL games is fucking criminal.

See also:

Remember in elementary school when some kid would barf in class and the custodian would come in and sprinkle powder on the puke before sweeping it up? The powder was exactly that color.

Calling Chris Cuomo “Fredo” implies Andrew Cuomo is “Michael”, or at least “Sonny”. Weird.

Don't give 'em any ideas...

The technology is only enabling a more accurate enforcement of the rules. Don't like it? Change the fucking rules! Because you know what you get when the rulebook is vague, up to arbitrary interpretation, and subject to unwritten, spirit of the game horseshit? You get baseball.

Really, it’ll depend on what Fitzy and Shaun and Black Friend Jay think.

Seems like an energetic dog or two would solve this problem.

“committed suicide”

I heartily encourage everyone to watch that video embedded in the Sportsnet tweet, especially if, like me, your heart is largely filled with contempt and despair for humanity. It’s a nice reprieve from all of that.

Four whole years, huh?

That means nothing to me. I asked my kids (ages 15 and 12), and it means nothing to them either. Must not be entirely an age thing.