Somewhere, Mike Shanahan nods approvingly.

After the debacle of 2016, anyone who gets on a national debate stage needs to be taken seriously. Of course Williamson is a con artist. That doesn’t mean that she can’t con enough votes to win the damn thing if we aren’t careful.

green dinosaurs with no discernible gender

Partisan feelings aside, that’s quality dad humor. Who can’t appreciate that?

In a privately paid for, non-taxpayer-funded stadium.

On a trip to the UK a couple years ago, I had a layover in Reykjavik that turned into an overnight stay because flights got cancelled. I watched a ton of Icelandic pro basketball. Lots of translucent sub-six-foot Nordic types occasionally getting dominated by washed out American pro athletes (not even basketball…

Sigh. Yet another example of a person I didn’t know existed five minutes ago, and now my life is worse because I know they do. God damn it.

Man, Temecula is gonna be hoppin’.

I’ll take John Wayne movie plots for four-hundred.

(I can’t reply to the comment because Kinja and Firefox don’t get along, because...? but I wanted to talk about something someone else brought up.)

Is this supposed to be some meta-tribute to the late Toni Morrison?

It’s an interesting thought experiment. I’d probably also decline visits from the likes of Cheney and Nixon, but I can’t think of any who would be worse to see more than Trump. Maybe Taft, because he’d try to steal my dessert, but so would Trump.

To be an informed, conscientious American is to have PTSD.

I post this only to point out that these things are largely cyclical:

If anyone ever hurt my children, they would be dead, and I would be in jail.

I did that and put in the name of my city, and it’s been loading for over a minute. Not a good sign.

#OrangeSupremacist

Has Drew started farming out the WYTS this year?

Never forget:

The Ryan Fitzpatrick jokes go in the Miami Dolphins WYTS comments.