I do not have a standing body of jokes at the ready to use against him

Hypothetically, I haven’t 100% decided, and I want the candidates I’m deciding between to be in the next debate cycle.

You're right, of course; she lived a long, rich life and left a breathtaking body of work. To me, the tragedy comes in that the world was better with her in it.

I had the same feeling about TLJ immediately after seeing it. After rewatching it, my feelings on it have cooled. The stuff with Mark Hamill is absolutely brilliant—I will go to my grave thinking he should have at least been nominated for an Oscar—but the rest of it... meh. I’m good with the Leia/Holdo/Poe stuff, but…

For what it’s worth, I think there’s a subtle but important different between “futzing” with something and “fucking” with something. If I’m futzing around with something, I have a vague idea what I’m doing and I can at least imagine being successful; if I’m fucking with it, I’m clueless and I’m just hoping I stumble…

Make gun ownership illegal. You have 30 days from the day the law is signed to turn in your guns. Need to hunt? Take a training course and borrow a gun from a licensed gun repository for no more than 24 hours. And the gun has a GPS device on it so you can only use it where you say you’re going to use it when you sign…

Seems like a good time to repost this:

Heartbreaking. A tragic loss for American literature and society as a whole.

I’ve only seen my real dad once in the past twenty years, but if I’m remembering correctly, he looked a lot like Freddie Kitchens. About as much of a butthole, too.

Hey, kudos to both Robbie Amell and Italia Ricci for being good sports about the whole thing.

Magnificent.

Yeah, but there was that one time I bought a luchador mask, stole a golf cart, drove it into the wilderness behind the Hollywood sign, and got killed by a mountain lion. So maybe they’re on to something.

I don’t understand the appeal of seltzer, but I guess if it gave you a buzz, there’d be a reason to drink it.

I don’t understand the appeal of seltzer, but I guess if it gave you a buzz, there’d be a reason to drink it.

The circumstances of Lambrecht’s fall aren’t clear

Jesus Absolute Fucking Christ with Cheese.

Don’t sleep on Washington next year. They’re almost certainly going to have a new head coach after yet another less-than-mediocre season, and Snyder could become smitten with, say, a Ryan brother, or decide to “think outside the box” and hire someone like John Tortorella or Sean Hannity.

How is that remotely relevant to what's going on in 2019?

It's not up to Congress, though. Not entirely, anyway. Whatever they do (if they do anything at all, which, let's face it, isn't likely) will inevitably be challenged in the courts and nuked by SCOTUS. No, nothing will change as long as 2A is on the books, and that won't change until 38 states want it to change. In…

I’d be outraged if I knew what the fuck a Zenit was. I'll focus my attention on the acts of white supremacist terrorism on this side of the planet.