Honestly, do you want him saying or doing anything? Could he do anything but make things worse?

Reminder: if you're anti-Antifa, that makes you Profa, or just Fa.

Pfft. If that worked, Bill Belichick would have done it already.

Reggie Herring looks like he should be selling autographs and VHS tapes at a “Legends of the Midcard” wrestling nostalgia convention in Delaware.

You sick, depraved motherfucker. Your definition of “making a pass” is fucked up beyond belief. If getting into bed with a woman and groping and kissing her is your idea of flirting, you need to have some sense drilled into you, ideally with a baseball bat.

To be fair to Lindsey Graham (what? fuck me, right?), is there the remotest chance in hell that a debate would change a single goddamn vote on this? No, there is not. So get the goddamn show on the road.

People... pay... to watch James Dolan... perform music.

This is monumentally terrible advice. If your first leg gets delayed or altered in such a way that it makes getting on your second leg impossible, you have zero recourse if you book the legs separately. If you book them together, then the airline has to accommodate you. Even if it’s separate airlines but you booked on…

I had a ham sandwich for lunch. I gave part of it to my dog.

John Delaney made a fortune ripping off health care providers and is now trying to slow-roll the country to death. Pretty sure he personally sucks.

Reminds me of the Clinton-Dole debate when Dole closed with, “and go to www-dot-DoleKemporg”. Only it’s 2019, not 1996, and even an Old like Biden should be able to remember how to text.

Even though he’s my third or fourth choice, I might make a donation to Castro to help ensure he gets in the next round, though I’m sure he’s got enough donations from New Hampshire already. (Can this be tracked anywhere?)

From your lips...

You can't? Really? In 2016, 17 million people wanted Hillary Clinton to be the nominee. People are dumb.

I really hope Harris referring to Biden as “Senator” is just a slip, because I’d hope Harris is better than that. I prefer Harris to Biden a thousand times over, but that’s some bullshit. Imagine if someone in 2016 had called Clinton “Senator" instead of "Secretary". The world would have imploded upon whomever dared…

Fuck, man. Not even a token “NO MAGARY IM NOT WRITING ABOUT THESE FUCKS” from ZMF this year. It’s like Christmas without Santa.

Anyone else smell toast while trying to keep up with Weisman’s logic train?

A better negotiating tactic would be for the player in question to show up at camp and heckle from the sidelines, up to and including throwing rotten fruit onto the field.

Either you’re in the race or you’re not. Doesn’t matter how many laps you are behind, if your car is still running, you’re still competing. The alternative is like saying that if you get lapped, you’re disqualified and you might as well head to the pits for the day.

If a WYTS Jaguars’ edition ever goes by and I don’t post this, assume I’m dead: