Can we talk about the dude going 0-for-23 in the game, though? How many damn pitchers did the Orioles go through?

Same thing happened to me when I was mowing the lawn this weekend. Only instead of trying to struggle through it, I laid down on the grass and cried while my dog ate my puke.

I’ve never wanted anything on a t-shirt more.

Complaining about the graphics in Minecraft sorta feels like complaining about the lack of a morality system in Grand Theft Auto.

I offered my reaction. You made an assertion. Troll harder.

On the plus side, Rooney Mara gave the best performance in the best movie I’ve seen in the last decade (A Ghost Story).

I have such mixed feelings about A24. On one hand, I’m absolutely thrilled that there’s a distributor out there that’s proving to be successful without relying on reboots or comic book schlock, and A Ghost Story was genuinely breathtaking and brilliant. On the other, JFC, they put out some bullshit. The Witch was the…

Cummings is from an era in which civil disobedience could be effective. Not entirely effective, mind you, or we wouldn’t be in the state we’re in now, but it could move the ball. But those days are long past. It’s time for the gloves to come off.

To its credit, One Dollar Zone apologized and quickly removed the problematic dolls

It should shock exactly no one to know that the shooter was a teenage white supremacist terrorist.

In what universe is it acceptable to ask 41 grand for a car with an extensively documented history of being absolute trash? Not the same make and model, mind you, but the actual, specific, individual thing.

a very pronounced unibrow. I mean very pronounced.

Spoopy supernatural conspiracy in 3... 2...

Is it okay to ask where Nick is going? I'd like to continue reading his work.

Ah, sorry, thought you were calling me stupid. I misread your response. Mea culpa.

There are about a million different ways they could have honored these two fallen officers, but instead they went with the “fuck black people” one.

You probably get really hungry. For what, though, I’m not sure.

Why is that stupid?

EDIT: Just saw the “k” after the “$20". which makes my comment invalid. Mea culpa.

I really want to see the republican party destroyed in my lifetime and its leaders imprisoned for all of their crimes.