It does, however, benefit me tremendously when I make my PUBG character a, um, generously proportioned female. That split-second of ogling is often the difference between a kill or a death.

I thought John Lennon (or more correctly, Yoko Ono; John just turned it into a song) coined the phrase “woman is the n***** of the world”.

They both have severe beer bloat, but one of them lifts weights.

My great aunt Carol had a Bemidji. She never could housetrain the damn thing.

You’re right. Said it elsewhere, will say it here: Trump is lashing out because his ego got dinged, but he’s entirely safe and he knows it. Pelosi has made clear she doesn’t have the moral fiber to pursue impeachment, the Senate would never convict him, and SCOTUS will contort the Constitution any way possible to…

This wouldn’t have happened if the Pirates had done the honorable thing and forfeit after the second inning.

Trumpster is probably rage-tweeting because his crystalline ego is taking a beating, but he’s almost certainly not scared. Why?

Does it look to anyone else like Ezekiel Elliot was falling forward in that gif? Was he supposed to catch his balance and stand upright? I could be wrong; I have no idea what his intent was, or even what the play looked like in real time. But to use that as one of the definitive exhibits of what not to do seems bogus.

he will forever be the dude who drafted a QB who couldn’t even keep a starting job in the AAF

I get that newspaper journalism is a dying industry, but how does the New York Goddamn Times have such a profoundly shitty clump of columnists? Between Friedman, David Brooks, and Maureen Dowd, there’s all the intellectual wattage of a bowl of stale oatmeal.

I’m a big Ilhan Omar fan, but I think she’s off-base here. This wasn’t a Breitbart troll trying to snare her in an awkward soundbite. The questioner probably knew of Omar’s voting record and was posing this as an opportunity for Omar to affirm her position on the issue and proactively blunt “radical mozlum” bullshit.…

There’s an axiom that says you shouldn’t negotiate with terrorists. That’s what the Congressional GOP has become. They hold the nation’s wellbeing hostage, and Pelosi is more than willing to cave into them, throwing aside any constituency she deems expedient in the name of appearing to be some sort of dealmaker. Her…

Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.

There is literally not a fight Nancy Pelosi will not back down from, not a principle she won’t compromise, not a group she won’t betray. The only question is, Why? Are there really that many soulless “centrists” out there for her to carve out some sort of generational legacy? What a garbage human being.

+1 Elmer's glue stick

My daily commute consists of me going from my coffee maker to my den. Occasionally, it involves taking a train to the airport. But nice try.

Spent most of my twenties in the area. I have fond memories associated with Palo Alto, Menlo Park, Mountain View, Sunnyvale, Cupertino, San Jose, even fucking Milpitas. But none of Santa Clara.

I love boxing, but boxing probably shouldn’t be a thing.

OINTB OITNB, duh.