(Disclosure: I didn’t read more than the first couple sentences of this review, as I don’t want any spoilers.)

As an American, my reaction to this is oh FUCK. First Brexit. The US beat that with Trump. The UK tops that with Boris. So what will we do to try to top that?

Does anyone else play sports games just for the sports simulation aspect? I simply want the most fun basketball game possible. Accuracy of player attributes and natural movement are a big part of that. Story modes are not.

Just did some back of the napkin Excel spreadsheet math on this one, and boy are there a lot of variables here to determine how bad of a deal this is, but no matter how you slice it, it’s a really bad deal.

You've got my vote.

Maybe my memory is foggy, but it seems like First Run Shield-era Ambrose was more in line with what Moxley is doing now, at least from a physicality standpoint. It wasn’t until Vince split them up that Ambrose turned into a plush toy... or so I remember.

the Aussie accused Sun of splashing water on him during a training session

I keep forgetting NDT has been accused of sexual misconduct. Probably because those claims have the legitimacy of a McRib sandwich. (To be clear: every such accusation deserves to be heard, but should also be able to stand up to inquiry.) In any event, where some might see pedantry, others (like myself) see an attempt…

I’d forgotten about Bidwell’s lusty advocacy for Kavbro. I hope the Cardinals all get malaria.

Senators worth a damn, in no particular order: Warren, Harris, King.

I think that was a word problem I solved in fourth grade, only instead of goals, it was apples.

I’d call this example pretty stupid and backward. Not much is dumber than thinking dead person storage spots have some mystical significance.

Science. Not even close.

I get that indigenous people in this country have been fucked seventeen million different ways, but man, this is the wrong hill to die on (no pun intended). Stop an oil pipeline going through your water? Absolutely. Fight Mark Zuckerberg’s attempt to force you off your home? Definitely. But oppose the advancement of…

Interesting. If I had to guess whether pragmatic scientists looking to advance the cause of human knowledge or superstitious, religious nuts who think land can be imbued with religious significance are aligned with Trump, I'd probably guess the latter.

I really want to be excited about this, but Discovery is soooooo bad, I have zero confidence that CBS knows what it's doing.

If your “team” is presenting you with “opportunities” and they aren’t vetting who those opportunities are with and/or telling you the details, get a new team. Holy shit. PR 101.

WWE is evil and soulless, but they usually have their shit together when it comes to logistics. So I’m going to lean towards the NJT fucking this one up.

The guy with the locker next to Panarin should probably invest in a Geiger counter.

I hope Le Batard does get suspended, because that will prove everything he says to be true, and it will force ESPN to face a righteous reckoning.