the only hobby poor Barron will have left will be staring into the void, waiting for it all to be over

This is why, unlike in 2016, it’s important to vote for principles and not for the lesser of two evils. Last time, there was still some hope that having a Democrat in the White House and providing that President with as much Congressional support as possible could staunch the bleeding, foremost by making sure the…

Any inherent advantage at the ballot box the Democrats may have this cycle is more than offset by the advantage Republicans have in state legislatures and the Supreme Court. Say the Democrat takes enough states to ostensibly take the Electoral College. All it will take is a handful of Republican state legislatures to…

EDIT: Well, shit, that didn’t work at all. Anyone know how to embed Instagram shit? Do I just paste the URL?

Just as she gets to the 18, you can almost hear the Netherlands’ defenders’ hearts shatter.

That car looks like it’s trying to get something out of its teeth.

Rapinoe, who is currently tied with Meghan Markle to become America’s foremost Meg[h]an

Well yeah. Something that exists entirely in disgrace isn’t going to get any better when it ends, no matter how it ends.

This is the sound of joy in my heart.

What’s the over/under on how much time this piece of shit actually serves? I say 15 months, and I'll take the under. Especially if this gets deep, in which case I'm guessing he ends up a suicide with two bullet holes in the base of his skull.

Holy fuckballs. That guy loves cards more than Hallmark.

I’ve never before seen someone slam-dunk a soul.

Bookmarking this for future reference if and when anyone dares compare Senator Warren to Hillary Clinton.

There was no air travel in 18th Century America.

It’s not just that, though. It’s a whole bunch of irrational fears—mostly the fear of a candidate who actually has big ideas—made manifest. Remember when John Kerry was the most “electable” candidate in 2004?

The kids seem shocked, confused and might start sobbing.

Maybe the author thinks seeing an old man get his head bashed in with a giant mallet like the old Gallager/watermelon routine is a laugh riot. I dunno.

If you liked The Witch, you’ll probably really like this. I only say that because I hated The Witch, but I hated this so much more.

Without hyperbole, Midsommar is the worst movie I’ve ever seen. I’ve seen my share of stinkers over my four-plus decades, but nothing on the screen has ever made me so angry at having wasted my time and money. Once you understand that no one in the movie will do anything rational or intelligent, the plot never veers…

I don’t think any Democrat will be able to “corral” Congress. But I think Harris has the savvy and the will to figure out how to get more shit done within the constraints of the office, on the basis of her intellect and her experience as the top prosecutor in California, and before that as the DA of the city and…