Can we have a moratorium on anything related to polls until they’ve proven that their methodology is sound again? Sure, everyone remembers how Nate Silver got bingo on his 2012 card, but pretty much everyone failed badly in 2016. So yeah, Trump is bullshitting about what the polls are saying, but polls are bullshit…

Part of me wants Kawhi to stay in Toronto so it doesn’t feel like they just rented a championship, but another part of me wants to see the world-wrecking domination of a LeBron/Brow/Kawhi Lakers team just for kicks.

I hope Tyson Fury gets punched in the balls so fucking hard.

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Or Marianne Williamson...? Seriously, help me out. I have no fucking idea, and I don’t care enough to google.

No mention of who threw that abomination of a pitch? What, are we treating them like mass shooters now, and not mentioning their names so there won’t be copycats?

Asterisk or no, I can’t remember the last time one team in any sport’s championship was so completely annihilated by injury as Golden State was. Which either means:

Are negative odds a thing? Because not only will she not be fired, she’ll likely be promoted.

Here’s the thing: as delicious as this is, I won’t believe it’s of any importance until there are, you know, actual consequences. Maybe I’ve just become too much of a cynic, but for fuck’s sake, I really don’t see a bottom to this administration’s complete disregard for the rule of law. Too many people in positions of…

One is left to wonder how far the Blues would have gotten if they'd had to give up anything at all of value for ROR. But as soon as O'Reilly said playing in Buffalo made him lose his smile or whatever, the Sabres were lucky to get anything more than a half-used roll of tape for him. Credit where it's due, I suppose;…

What position do you play, champ?

I don’t understand why a team like the Bears--one with a good defense and a cromulent offense--doesn't lure some ancient retiree to kick extra points and midrange field goals at an 85% clip, and hope they don't have to rely on the punter or whatever for too many 50+ yarders.

Waiting patiently for the Jim Ross mashup.

Something something radioactive disaster!

So this is a list of who should have been there. Do we know who was and who wasn’t? Can’t seem to find that anywhere.

This is a killer comment.

Dude, 30 degrees is apocalyptically freezing (in a scientifically sensible, relevant-to-the-universe-as=a-whole scale).

Sherwood.