Seems to me that the best thing (and therefore the thing that WWE is least likely) to do would be to make “Firefly Funhouse” a sort of “Piper’s Pit”, and let characters advance their angles while allowing for the introduction and advancement of Bray’s own angles once in a while. Of course, that would break the…

Five bucks says Durant has gotten a text from Kyrie Irving saying something along the lines of, "Don't fuck yourself up. Brooklyn needs us."

Florida (both the state and the footbaw program).

Between Ratto and Burneko, Deadspin just might have the best NBA commentary on all the internets.

Usually I at least try to make it through the Dead Letters columns. Today, though, I had to go in to pay for gas because the card reader at the pump wasn’t working. In the line in front of me were two of New Hampshire’s finest sons, buying a case of beer (at 8:50 A.M., mind you), one of whom said to the other. “This…

Now I have “Walking On Funbags” in my head.

Yes, Donald Trump is a big, soggy idiot, but this is some Obama-in-a-tan-suit nothingloaf.

Devil’s advocate: if there’s a rule—even an unwritten one—saying that PI can only be called when a receiver isn’t running a “hail mary” pattern, then you’ll have the Patriots figuring out exactly how many yards have to be between receivers and then running a play in which their receivers are exactly that many yards…

Does anyone else enjoy the symmetry of using an image of two of the most monumentally inept franchises for a story discussing a monumentally inept rule change?

You goddamn monster. What’s next, ketchup on pancakes? Lasagna with chocolate frosting?

so maybe we should add another official, perhaps suspended above the ice in a harness and shuttled around like a skycam

I hate the Bruins as much as I hate my father (which is to say, as much as anything in the known universe), but man did they get hosed. Seeing Cam Neely throw a tantrum was kinda worth it, though.

I really want the Bruins to lose, but if Ryan Shitfuckassdickbitch O’Reilly wins the Conn Smythe, I’m throwing myself into a volcano.

When I die and a voice beckons me to the light with promises of eternal happiness, this is what is on the other side.

Derek Meter

Thing is, this motherfucker's probably not even in the 50th percentile of most racist assholes in Texas.

Ooooh, fun, a holy war!

I’m very much of two minds. On one hand, fuck the Bruins into the sun. On the other, though, Ryan O’Reilly is a fecid piece of shit who whined his way out of Colorado and Buffalo, giving each of them only enough leverage to get pennies on the dollar for him when they had to deal him. So, as usual, I’m left rooting for…

I’d agree with you, except we have very recent evidence that the DNC is more than willing to ignore what is best for the country or their electoral chances if it means coronating the next Good Soldier In Line.

NXT TakeOver show will take place in the United Kingdom on August 31... on the same day as ... AEW’s All In 2: All Out In Chicago.