Oh look who’s all fancy pants over here eating potato salad with a fork...

Appreciate the info! Vegas is only one of three historically shitty penalty kills then.

I'm not picky. Go with what makes you happy.

Potato salad is the right answer here.

You can also use motor oil as a sexual lubricant. But you shouldn’t. Same principle.

Buttigu... Butige... Pete checks a lot of boxes that I don’t particularly like—white midwestern religious military man—and being gay only helps a little bit. Being smart (multilingual, Rhodes scholar) helps a lot more. For me, he’s in that tier of candidates that would get my vote primarily for being Not Trump, which…

I’ve been watching hockey longer than most* of the players on the ice last night have been alive, and I don’t think I’ve ever seen a team score four goals on a five-minute power play. VGK can bitch all they want about whether or not that should have been a major, but holy shit, win a faceoff or clear the zone once in…

Apropos of absolutely nothing, Dame has been my best player in NBA 2K for several years now.

Is that from the one Kurt Cobain wrote, or the one Billy Corgan wrote?

Well I’ll be snookered.

If I spoke to my parents, they would offer a similar commentary, heavy on the ethnic slurs. But I don't, because fuck them.

Your Murray/Brady scenario made me snort loudly. I want that to happen more than I want my children to be happy.

I take it by the lede image that you guys have used up all the red.

May this comment earn a thousand stars, my friend.

Also, that clip. Man. Gary Thorne is the best American-born hockey PxP ever, and it’s not close.

Imagine him on a line with Larkin and Howe.

I’m kind of surprised it was a penalty at all. Looks pretty innocuous (with admittedly severe results) to me. Doesn’t really look like boarding because contact was initiated pretty far from the boards. Not really a cross-check because he didn’t bash him with the shaft of his stick so much as shove him with hands that…

I just wrote a letter to ten-year-old me saying that there would be a hockey playoff series featuring one team called the Sharks and another that looks like Boba Fett and I wouldn't care about either one. I can already feel myself fading away like Michael J. Fox in the third act of Back to the Future.

Two things:

It really doesn’t matter how many impressions the Russian disinformation campaign made; at the end of the day, millions of people went into a voting booth and cast a ballot for a bigot, a sexual predator, and a con man. No meme on the Patriot Eagle Facebook group could possibly make an argument that Trump was in any…