Said it before, will say it again: move the Panthers to Quebec City, move the Hurricanes to back to Hartford, move the Coyotes to Houston, and move the Senators to the actual city of Ottawa.

As momentarily satisfying as that would be, the joy wouldn't last long. Pence would be so much worse.

ballsy weirdos, reclamation projects, and angular late-draft mutants

Yeah, no:

The good folks over at With Spandex have some more details. The Pasty Rasta is apparently an MMA dude who has delusions of being in WWE.

These harken back to the Jets’ glory days of, uh, Browning Nagle... and, uh, Rich Kotite...

That was right after the Sabres swept the Bruins for their first series win in nine years. In the afterglow of that win, I remember thinking, well, even if they lose the next round, there’s practically no way they can’t have a winning record in the playoffs this year. Then they get swept themselves in the next round.…

My maternal grandfather was something of a Frankencar builder. He had a garage attached to the house that could have been, if he had so desired, a full-service auto repair shop: multiple bays, hydraulic lifts, the whole nine yards. Entering that sanctum was an assault on the senses. Cheesecake calendars several years…

You can remove every single racial adjective in this piece and it’s still 100% accurate. I have no idea if parsing this by race will actually make any of it better; if it does, go for it, because every bit helps. All I know is we as a society have to fix it, some way, some how.

That’s fair. Harsh, but fair. As a Sabres fan in the late 80s and early 90s, I was subjected to 16 Nordiques and Whalers games a year. Still, though, those games and series against Montreal and Boston were epic, even if Buffalo ended up on the short end of the stick more often than not.

Yeah, I get what you’re saying, but as a hockey fan who came of age when the first two rounds were Smythe/Norris/Adams/Patrick division battles, I kinda like the notion that the playoffs start with intra-division blood feuds. If anything, I wish there were more divisional games during the regular season and greater…

We all give Matt Stafford a tremendous amount of shit in these parts, myself included. But I'm sure I speak for most everyone in offering love and good vibes to Kelly and Matt during this challenging time. Kick some tumor ass, Kelly.

If I remember correctly, Bernie actually scored a few applause lines in his Fox News town hall in 2016. You know, back when the American electorate was desperately hungry for a populist without the baggage of being a craven, wonky insider. How’d that turn out, anyway?

Also, Ernie Grunfeld looks like the love child of Ron Jeremy and Jim Tomsula.

Are there more planes or submarines in the ocean?

Dundon... sought to use the leverage of folding the AAF to get a deal with the NFL Players Association to better insure a flow between leagues.

This kind of shit used to be illegal before Republicans gutted consumer finance protection laws. (Technically, the legality was around financial institutions prohibiting fees related to payment types. Merchants who charged a premium for using plastic were in violation of their Merchant Services Agreements with the…

Yeah, this is “ah fuck, eww, get this disgusting thing out of my hands.”

Help me if I’m missing something: what’s the point of autonomous driving if the person in the vehicle has to be paying attention the whole time? I’m not asking for door-to-door autonomy, but it would be great if I could get on the highway and have the car alert me when we’re getting close to our exit.