How about we don’t vote for anyone who won’t be around to see the results of that presidency in 20 years’ time? Doesn’t seem like too much to ask.

This is an April Fool's gag, right? On the off chance it isn't, click on that "Filed to: MICHIGAN STATE SPARTANS" link and the top and have a gander. Or just google Larry Nassar.

Just came here to say that this comment made me spit coffee.

Of course he’s worth more than (carry the two...) exactly nothing that Michigan State is giving him. But $17k for a year of college is a freaking bargain in 2019 America. He took out a student loan, and student loans suck. He’s making a metric fuckton of cash for his college, which also sucks. On the other hand, he…

How many millions are going to die because there are maybe half a dozen Democrats in Congress who recognize climate change is an immediate peril that must be addressed and should have been addressed DECADES ago? How many are going to die because they aren’t willing to stand up for a rational, humane healthcare system?…

No, entitlement is thinking that there’s enough worth saving, and enough time to save it in the current system.

Does it have an option to be built by someone who knows how to make an engine last more than 80,000 miles?

Counterpoint: more “civilized” expressions of dissent have gotten us exactly nowhere. Time to up the ante.

After 2016, I’m willing to watch it all burn down if I’m fighting the good fight while we do it. Put another way, if half the country thinks Donald Trump is a good choice to be president, and half of the other half thinks Hillary Clinton was a better choice to run against him than Bernie Sanders, then maybe the…

Reminder: this has been published on APRIL FIRST.

Break up the Democratic party entitely. Let the centrist do-nothings have the name and the symbol, and unite the Left under a new banner. I'm partial to the "Green Labor" name, but I don't care if they call themselves the Fart Dancers, so long as they actually have principles and abide by them.

I'm so fucking sick of this stupid asshole.

That’s one way to solve the space suits not fitting problem, I guess.

Sounds like our letter writer needs a diaper change. Fast food drive-thru mistakes are a “Fool Me Once” situation. The first time it ever happens to you, yeah, fine, be upset, whatever. Every time after that, if you don’t check the bag before you leave the property (but for god’s sake, pull ahead so the next person…

It’s this sort of thing that makes me reconsider the notion that the world needs to be purged by fire. I still think it should, but stuff like this gives me momentary pause.

Glad I’m not the only one who noticed that. What the actual fuck.

Step right up! Place ya bets, place ya bets!

+ $1 bills

There is no bottom to this hellride. There are only greater depths of despicable misery.

Right there with you until the last bit. Maine is very much a "deplorable braindead troglodyte state." If you're in Maine and you can't smell the ocean, you're in Permafrost Alabama.