Does it bother anyone else that the stock image doesn’t have the same Pepsi font as the actual truck as seen in the Twitter image? No? I’ll be going then.

Dear Clintonites:

Can we drag Nike for producing this utter shit and slapping their logo on the very top of it? They took all the goodwill from their support of Colin Kaepernick (as crassly calculated as it obviously was), balled it up, threw it in the garbage, and lit it on fire.

That’s a good one, but my favorite will always be when Trevor Linden decided Jeff Norton should join the paying customers in the front row:

If they're really serious about speeding up the game, they'll give the pitcher a bucket of balls and let him throw them, one at a time, as fast as he can. Once you're in the batter's box, be ready, because here comes the deluge.

Oh California, just last year you had a chance to get this useless relic out of office and put in a by-god liberal in Kevin de Leon, and you failed us all. Now we're stuck with the Cryptkeeper for another six years.

Set aside the fact that a lot of folks like myself don’t want another Really Shitty Person to be POTUS. The people directly reporting to the President aren’t interns and office managers, they’re Cabinet Secretaries. We’re living through an era in which the President can’t get competent people to work in the…

This entire thread makes me so happy.

A mere millionaire might, but a billionaire understands value.

the two men spoke with my manager and told him that I ruined their meal

It’s basically the equivalent of calling the Chicago White Sox of 2019 a bunch of cheaters because the 1919 White Sox threw the World Series.

Lots to unpack here, from “Rich Shitbag Enabling Human Sex Trafficking” to “This Might Be The Thing That Causes Roger Goodell’s Head To Burst Like A Ripe Whitehead”. I’d say I’m going to enjoy watching all of this, but if life has taught me anything, it’s that rich white guys find a way to surf over the worst of shit…

More gin for me!

Dear Other Guys,

Gotta start somewhere. This nation has to atone for the twin crimes of genocide and slavery before it can ever claim to have any moral authority. Money alone won’t do that, but it’s a start. I don’t know what the right number is, but remuneration combined with honest-to-god investment in programs that will positively…

I’m sure there’s a point at which Spotify could ruin its user interface that would make me cancel my monthly subscription, but I can’t imagine what it would be. I’m old enough to remember spending hundreds of dollars a month on CDs. The value of Spotify Premium is simply too absurdly good to abandon it over something…

You mean it won’t end with Republicans in the Senate caving to Herr Trump and/or the Supreme Court ruling 5-4 that Donald Trump can, in fact, run for a third term, even if he’s dead? Because that’s where I see this heading.

Totally irrelevant tangential question: is it pronounced like “juicy” or like “justine” without the T and the N? I’ve heard both.

screeching brandwraith

Dunno about the NBA, but he seems to be doing alright for a middle-six forward in the NHL.