Yahoo still exists? Talk about burying the lede.

I sincerely apologize to anyone is the oversized shoe/undersized tricycle community. I regret the pain my previous comment may have caused.

Seriously. The next person they should consider firing is the clown in HR who let her get through.

Clearly more experimentation is needed. I'll report back.

Somebody’s going for that Drudge traffic, I see.

No, I guess I’m just clueless. If anything could transcend race, I figured it would be the universal love of alcohol. Guess not.

I like to think of myself is fairly attuned to issues of racial and social justice (at least as much as a white guy in the suburbs can be), but I totally didn’t see this one coming. Racism in the craft beer community... mind blown.

I love Bernie Sanders, but I do not want an octogenarian president. If he genuinely pulls the Democratic party to the left, then I’m all for his running. If he just gets the eventual nominee to pay lip service to the genuine issues of the day, then he might as well stay home.

Credit where it's due. The parenthetical "ahem" really made a strong statement.

I don't expect to change your mind, but at least acknowledging the hypocrisy would be nice.

When you stop running ads on your NFL content, so will you!

I know, right? Some of those poor slobs believed in and, get this, derived joy from shit like Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy.

So long as Deadspin publishes anything about the NFL other than pieces criticizing its nefariousness, pieces like this merit nothing more than an eyeroll and a wanking gesture. I already used Woolley’s nuggets-eating-each-other image in a comment recently, so we’ll go with this instead:

“Buffalo called, and...”

Understanding full well that the plural of “anecdote” is not “data”, I’ll offer this: I was a 12-can-a-day Diet Coke addict until just after my 37th birthday, when I had a stroke.

Some think the Toyota Prius is the anti-car—a jellybean-shaped, slow, boring hatchback that does nothing to further car culture.

Sounds like somebody couldn’t get the Tuscaloosa Dognuts to return his call.

Gorsuch is in play if the anti-Trump side gives him the etymology of a word like “executive” or “pneumonia”. He loves that shit.

How pieces of shit like Brayden McNabb are allowed to collect an NHL salary is beyond me. Also, his name is Brayden. We get it, your mom likes denim.

Swear to christ, I heard a toilet flushing the whole time I read this.