Foster kids and adopt cats are both life goals of mine too! TBH I also do hope to get married and maybe have children but still, I'm very excited to find a spouse who will also want to foster children with me, and I've already got cat #1 :)

As I was reading this I was like "OMG it's Barney Stinson!" so I'm glad you said that!

Hrmmm..... that when he was little he jumped into a campfire and burned his legs and had many scars so he only wore long pants. The truth, obviously, is that he just likes long pants. Pretty much as weird as it gets in terms of lies I've been told.

"Just because a man dosen’t want to date a white woman that has ever been intimate with a Black person does NOT make him racist. It just means he has his own personal standards, and he wants a woman that also believes in those higher standards. (standards such as not being intimate with extremely unattractive people)"

Girl. Stop. Let me take a leaf out of your book first tho. Please?

Haha no, I know who you are talking about! I almost feel bad for her though, cause I kind of understand where she is coming from, I think she is just really in tune with trends and fashion and if she likes a particular pattern or color combination it just means that it's about to be really popular just... because.…

Wow, I just...... these are my first applause gifs, I just....... I'd like to thank the academy, Jezebel especially for giving me a platform to hone my snark, and of course my alma mater for helping me learn to argue and spell and read good and shit. I couldn't have done it without God or my cat! I love you baby!

WAIT. Do you mean Agnes Scott? And I'm the classist piece of shit for going to the giant, FREE state school? While you went to a private school in Decatur (Atlanta's #1 classist haven)? hmm.

No, I dislike the idea of UGA girls being characterized as idiots who sleep with anyone for a PBR and half a compliment. UGA girls aren't dumb and the rankings I provided just prove that fact. It kind of sounds like you might have the chip on your shoulder from growing up around UGA? Honestly, I wasn't even going to…

I understand you and the only point I'm making is that yes, adoption is an option, and it's ironic you brought it up because likely it will be her ONLY option should she have to carry the child to term. They will literally take the child away from her. So yeah, she won't be a mother.

You're becoming unhinged. You said some incoherent babble about how easy it is for guys in Athens to score with girls by telling them their parents don't understand them, to which I said that UGA girls really only hook up with other UGA people and not sad townies running plays from pick-up artist handbooks. For some…

I just...... the rates at which foster children's children are taken into custody because the parent is deemed unfit because she is in custody are ridiculously high. If she does carry this child to term the likelihood of this child being put up for adoption or at least taken from her and put into foster care (two…

1. don't have a boyfriend.... MAYBE I'M EVEN A BOY

Oh and I live about 2.5 miles away from Ga State campus so no, not "scary, scary Atlanta."

Georgia Tech - #7 public university in the nation

Right, so fifty years ago it wouldn't have even been fifty years previous. Many women would have been born into a world where they couldn't vote at that time. Fifty years is a drop in the bucket when we're talking about systematic oppression.

I understand none of this.... what? UGA girls hook up with other UGA people, not losers hanging around campus willing to "agree that your parents don't understand you." There is no reason to carry a "sawed-off" OTP, if anything you need it ITP and most likely AT Georgia State if you're on campus. BUT I assume you…

Nebraska......

Is that Daisy?! I hope it's not a gif cause it's not moving and I really can't stand the thought of not seeing a Daisy gif.

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