Yeah, fuck cancer patients. Chemo or not, my brilliant child has the right to spread disease! I can't do ANYTHING to compromise his admission to Yale, and Lord knows autistic kids don't go to Yale. Nor do public school kids, I guess. Waldorf schools FTW (or FT fatal communicable but preventable disease, whichever you…

It's St. Francis' day, patron saint of animals.

I agree. Not to mention that he says he had been watching porn with his older male cousins for a long time. That also had to have some kind of effect on his views of masculinity, sexuality, etc and was probably traumatizing in some ways as well.

I was going to say that your scenario totally reminds me of the episode of Parks and Rec where April and Andy get married... but since your avi is Leslie Knope I'm sure you know what I mean!

I don't think that's a good idea, just have cake and punch instead. I don't care if someone can't afford to buy a gourmet (or even an entire) meal for me on their wedding day, but showing up with your own food is weird. Cake and punch is good. Or if you really want to stretch it you could get Moe's or someone like…

Cedric Diggory was a Hufflepuff.

I see what you mean, but more because I think it's really just "putting the cart before the horse" in a weird way — not because you don't have a boyfriend, but more because you have no idea who you are going to marry and how do you know he's going to like any of the stuff you pin? I've imagined the weddings I'd have…

Sounds EXTREMELY familiar. I was an intern at an agency and they had two Americorp volunteers. The whole 8:30-5 or ELSE, plus give us all your weekends, plus one 30 minute lunch break, WHY AREN'T YOU HAPPY HERE? is all too real.

I thought it already was on Bravo. The few eps I saw, I was into. Hm! It would fit into Bravo's Million Dollar Listings shows really easily.

I watched 3 hours of sex and the city on esquire yesterday. They show Party Down and Parks and Rec too, apparently. I guess I'm a dude. FWIW, my ex loved sex and the city. He used to make me get it on Netflix DISCS (because it's not on streaming) and watch it with me.

yes and she has no eyebrows!

I emailed them about it. They didn't cover it. Maybe they're working on it? But likely that's why you're in the gray.

You should definitely try to find a 28D if you can! When I found out my actual bra size it sounded ridiculous, but oh my god, wearing a bra that really fits is awesome. Even if the size sounds scary.

"Were there any boys with you?"

Kind of reminds me of a phrase I've heard before (I work with foster care children a lot) that the state or agency always says: "You're not saving the child. The child is saving you."

All of that is true, but I think the argument is that he didn't know what he was signing or didn't know the intentions the mom had to place the child for adoption and that signing the rights over to the mom would mean he couldn't have any say in that process.

This was a term someone used when they wrote to Jezebel to describe the commenters/community. It is now a term of endearment for us, you lesbian shitass.

Yeah the only one I don't get is Pharrell. The only thing I could think was that maybe he'd make a lot of money be writing or producing a song for her, but I feel like he would care more about his reputation than money.

My ex was a baby stoner and I got a master's degree at 22 and started my career — and he loved it. He was so, so proud of me. To be clear, I was not supporting him financially in any way. But while I think a lot of guys might be insecure about a woman being more successful (however they define success), I think guys…

Seriously! Who is this!