TinyLemons
TinyLemons
TinyLemons

When I was in college I was casually dating a guy I had met at school. We went on 3 dates and obviously weren't exclusive. I decided that I just wasn't that into him so I broke it off as gently as I could. This guy went insane, he was blowing up my cell phone and was harassing me at school and on myspace

Oh please. If someone handed me even $10,000 when I was 21 there was no way I would have managed it correctly. And probably the first thing I would have done would have asked my dad "What would be the smart thing to do with this?" I think that in Hockey and Baseball and to a lesser extent Football we tend to forget

I cannot even conceive of the greed necessary to attempt to steal everything your child has. And this goes a step further by stealing everything he has and a lot of stuff he doesn't have yet. Un-fucking-believable.

My mom recently discovered emojis and for awhile was randomly adding pizza slices to texts. When I asked her why, she said it was because I love pizza, so it seemed appropriate to text me little pizza slices with every sentence.

I'm curious about her conclusions about high-income women and the supposed buyer's market that they've got. I would guess that probably applies to older people who may be looking at a second marriage after some maturing and life experience? Because in my experience, there are very few never-married successful men in

That's good parenting.

I'm confused. Parents are reviled because they don't discipline their kids. They're reviled if they punish them. (You can't spank them!)

Might wanna channel all that blissful orgasmic energy into working on those empathy skills then.

#thatsmymom #AllOrangeAndTanFood #SaltIsTheOnlySpiceYouNeed #NoCarbUneaten #WhenInDoubtTossSomeCreamofMushroomSoupOnIt

But if you are homeless, especially in certain areas of the country, the likelihood that you are mentally ill and may act/re-act irrationally or violently to events goes up exponentially. It is well documented that in certain urban areas the number of homeless men and women correlates with the number of men and

No, they don't.

I love that the writer is convinced that the loss of a spot in a creepy old (several decades, really guy?) perv's fap file means she'll immediately hop to it and lose a bunch of weight. WHY are all men convinced that we give a fuck whether or not they want to fuck us? Particularly when we aren't even single? Like, if

Damn, who knew they still existed? I fucking loved getting their catalogs in the mail. Inflatable furniture, terrible sandals, platform shoes, wide-leg, mid-rise pants, rave gear, short-haired models, TyPeFAce LiKE THis. Ahh, the 90s.

And I think the sentiment is further problematic when he says later that most mpreg fiction ends at or soon after birth. Evidently, they don't take into account how having a baby really, actually changes your life, whether you give that child up for adoption, or become a parent. It's just pregnancy / birth make

Sames. If dudes want to be pregnant, have at it.

I can definitely see how some women might feel that way, but the idea of a young guy saying the same squiks me out for some reason.

Women get to have a life experience that men do not: they can carry a child within them that they will eventually birth. They get to bond with their unborn child and form attachments far earlier than men do with their children. Jealousy is not the emotion here; it's envy. Pregnancy is pure magic to me, and I envy

It seems like they're combining a fetish for pregnancy with the assumption that anything women can do, men can do better, so nothing new here.

Have at it, boys. I have zero objections to sharing the burden of replicating the species. But fair is fair. You also have to copiously bleed from you penis every 28 days with the side effect of extremely painful cramps and you have to keep this secret because of social stigma. Have fun!

Same. I want to be open minded about this, but I guess I feel like sexualizing pregnancy will only lead to more problems. As it is, women can't even breastfeed in public without people giving them a hard time because people can't separate breasts from sex.