Actually, this is remarkably similar to how I respond to work emails

I couldn’t have written a better profile of my image of an average Trump voter if I tried

Yep, that sounds exactly like Michigan. (Detroiter here). Everyone was super excited about Bernie, and that enthusiasm was never really there for Hillary. Some of the Bernie people who thought Hillary was going to win for sure went third party or didn’t vote at all because they thought we were safe from Trump.

Not gonna lie, I liked this. A lot.

Yeah, I like immediately started itching. Everywhere. This article made me feel physically uncomfortable!

But how old are you, and how did you manage to get to your advanced position of wisdom without learning what sarcasm was?

Noo! Where will I get my pleated, magenta-hued pleather pants and my teenage envy? Oh how I wanted to be a beautiful, crazysexycool Delia*s model. :(

I laughed at that part too. Did you know you can get put in jail for doing horrible things, like viewing child porn... even if you're a white man?!

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I thought Amy just had a very strong friendship with a female OS.

I love how everyone's giving you shit, like you kicked a puppy or something. Jesus. Loosen up people. You never tried to impress someone by telling them you "knew" that band, or had read that book? My god. Anyway, to help you, stream that bitch on simplymovies.net. That's where I found it.

Yeah, I'd kill for a Waffle House in Michigan. IHOP is disgusting. I am not traveling into Ohio for it, though.

I totally get what you're saying here, and I think it's cool that you don't want to objectify anyone, but it doesn't sound like you just like him for his beauty. At least, *I* don't just like him for his beauty. Yeah, he's probably not that smart. But he has other admirable qualities: he seems sweet, loving, and he's…

I don't really know if I agree with you, but maybe it's because I'm a "responsible" Woodbridger. I don't know. Anyway, most of the people I know are artists, musicians, writers, etc., but they all have other jobs. I feel like you're describing trust fund hipsters, and they're really not that common in Detroit. You…

This is tough. As a former fat kid, I get why it hurts so much for attention to be drawn to it. However, studies have shown that obese kids are incredibly likely to be obese adults, and from my experience it make sense. It's difficult to unlearn unhealthy eating habits, or to learn to like exercise when you never did…

I have been in that relationship. It's really fucking tough because you know the person is a good one at heart and basically perfect (but for someone else). You have to break it off. For his sake and yours. Then go find someone who doesn't annoy you to have great sex with.

Wowza. That anecdote about the girl throwing hers away sounds like it could be from Mean Girls or something. Kind of hilarious, though cruel and terrible.

Ahh, I feel you. I'm a woman, and I never got one either. Not even from a girl friend. I was a shy, insecure girl back then, and although I am pretty confident now, thinking about that sort of thing takes me right back to feeling awkward, ugly, and unwanted. Glad everything worked out for you in the end. I am hoping…

No, it has to do with the fact that our female anatomy is better at getting infections than male anatomy. I don't buy that 20% of men bullshit statistic at all.

Agreed. They are just infections, like any other, that are simply spread through sexual contact rather than through coughing or any other way we get infections from others. Plus, most of them can be easily treated and gotten rid of. That said, I am still always really afraid to get tested because of the shame I would…

I have no problem with those who do this, but I am into guys my own age. They're sexier, and generally have less emotional baggage.