Hi Hamtramck sister (brother?). As a Detroit resident, I agree with you— there are tons of thin people. Hell, I'm within the healthy range of BMI, but I sometimes feel a little fat next to all the tiny hipsters that surround me. It's mostly just annoying to me that she chose Detroit instead of literally any other…

Is it just me, or are these posters, really, really bad? I mean, I have been looking forward to this movie, and I love Leo. The sneak peeks I have seen make it look good. These posters are cheesy as hell, though.

Do it up! I don't even give a shit anymore about crazily lip-synching and semi dancing on the elliptical, because it isn't bothering anyone else and the gym is my me time. Fuck it!

Me neither, but if you're a city resident like me, we probably know each other. :)

Hi fellow Detroiter!

I've been rockin' black pantyhose lately.. I think they're awesome. Ones the color of my skin aren't my thing, but mark my words: black pantyhose are back.

Wow, this guy is fucking beautiful.

Does anyone else feel like they're super unlucky with men? I really don't know what my problem is. I am outgoing and have a lot of friends, and I do not think I am unattractive. I am physically attracted to a lot of men, but only very rarely am I mentally attracted to a guy. Never have these men that I'm attracted to…

This skit creeped me out something fierce, but I liked it.

I definitely tend to gravitate toward men who are like my father— handy, dry sense of humor, a little pessimistic. But I am never attracted to men who look like him. I actually only recently got over my revulsion toward mustaches, as my dad has had one for my entire life. Having sex with someone who looked like my dad…

Sorry, but the existence of worse problems in the world doesn't negate an issue elsewhere. I'm not saying this is the most important thing ever, but it's indicative of a certain mindset that is worth addressing.

Don't worry, the scary ladies aren't trying to take away your pwecious month. They're actually just interested in participating as well. Which, if you weren't sexist, would be an unequivocally good thing.

Not even going to lie, I have a mini heart-attack at first thinking that Nick Offerman/Ron Swanson was the idiot responsible for this mess. And then I remembered that part of the reason Ron Swanson is my favorite ever is because he's a fan of strong feminist women and I breathed a sigh of relief. :)

Hot as fuck then and now. Dayum.

Thank you for being a decent, normal person. If he's going to neuroscience conventions looking for supermodels, he's probably not that bright himself. Also, I'm guessing there wasn't a high concentration of Ken doll bodybuilders there, either, but I doubt anyone's going to complain about that.

Educated, accomplished women? But they are unattractive. This does not please Penis.

Continued Lane, "I'm not like other girls. I only hang out with guys, because women are soooo bitchy. Plus they get so sensitive about kitchen jokes, and I just laugh because I'm so much cooler than them."

So, I know it's not going to be universal or anything. But is it a sign that a guy sees me as just a friend/one of the bros if he calls me "dude"? Because boy I have a crush on feels like he's flirting with me sometimes, and then other times he'll throw in a dude and I'm back to self-doubt.

It doesn't hurt that every time I live in a city, I'm constantly forced to interact with people far skinnier, richer, and more beautiful than me. It's a matter of keeping up with the Joneses— I want to look better and be healthier because everyone around me is.

These scams are also a good way to get me to stop talking to you, because I can't stand this kind of bullshit. Even if women were able to make money off these scams (which, let's be honest, more than three seconds of thought should tell you it's not), I don't understand how they think it's acceptable to pester their…