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Thank you x1 million for this, Phoenix. Its been a rough few months for me - despite my efforts, I have gained a fair amount of weight so far in this, my first pregnancy. All the body acceptance I thought I had went out the window as my body has become almost unrecognizable. I quit running at the beginning of this…

My bf and I love Rich! (Or, as we refer to him,"Italian Jeff Goldblum") He was, by far, the least psychotic (with the notable exception of Jaqui's "St. Christopher") and best bespectacled husband.

*covers ears* LA LA LA.

Let's be honest... the only thing he regrets is that the result would have been the same if he had called her a fat fucking bitch.

Why did they get rid of Kathy? I'm hoping it was something like she dropped out to concentrate on her catering business and not simply that she wasn't sufficiently psychotic to keep on the show.

Can you imagine my confusion the first time I heard my American ex-husband say he loves pudding?

I know I'll get flamed but fuck it: prisons should not have conjugal visits. You're in prison to deprive you of the pleasures of freedom and to isolate you from society, not so you can lay up in a bed and fuck. What's the point in having prison if it isn't unpleasant and not fun? This is a terrible look and I feel so…

when i was writing my comment i knew i would get a response in regards to autism. And i understand what you are saying. I think most people can tell when there is something more going on, and i do have a heart. The woman i saw at the grocery store clearly was not suffering from any disabilty, and the mom's response to…

But MY show is more IMPORTANT than YOUR LIFE. When will you people understand this? It's not rocket science. I should be able to watch a show without having to hear about life-threatening natural disasters and bullshit like that! And tomorrow, when the news talks about hundreds of people dying because they had no…

I was meek and quiet and well behaved in the rare times I went out because I would literally get beaten if I didn't behave. I know it's a pretty small percent of parents, but I fucking cringe at the idea that my dad would have essentially gotten 5 dollars off his bill for being an abusive asshole.

I feel you on the whole un-supportive partner thing. I think that what made the experience 100 times worse was that my boyfriend at the time thought I was being hysterical and basically said I was only acting up for attention and that I hated the baby. He was incredibley controlling and abusive, but it didn't really…

Good for you putting tht lady in her place! Btw, I wish MY boobs distracted people once in a while LOL

Well I have to make new plans for Saturday night now.

I am fortunate that my kids have never had an off day in any of those places thus far in their lives. If they had, chances are I would be branded with a scarlet S for Shitty Parent somewhere on the internet. It's got nothing to do with my parenting. I never said it did. What I did say was that ALL kids have off days.…

I just feel like it's just one more thing for parents to be one-upping each other with. My kids are really well-behaved in restaurants and stores. And planes. They've never had a tantrum in any of those places. We always get compliments. But kids can be moody and unpredictable. Not every kid who is crying in a…

This is similar to my constant guilt/frustration/anxiety/indecision to have children. I see my friends popping them out gleefully, while I'm still childless. They just love being pregnant and constantly tell me that I'll love it too. They tell me all these silly things about pregnancy and babies and treat it like…

I just don't want to keep having shove in my face.

I think you've taken my comment more seriously than intended.