It's clearly Miley's tribute to the greatest music biography movie of all time.

I would think patchouli is too common...maybe ylang-ylang or hibiscus. Weed, I agree with. Even though he's sober, I bet lots of his friends smoke it.

I imagine her smelling like that kind of sour booze smell that permeates the air around dive bars.

Now see, all I can think of when I see him is patchouli. With topnotes of weed.

I imagine Russell Brand smelling like sandalwood and sweat. I imagine Courtney Love smelling like cigarette smoke and b.o., with an undercurrent of bleach.

Did jealousy cause you to exclude black and latino families from your apartment buildings too?

The "I hate my son" one isn't funny at all; it's heartbreaking. And the "I regret having them every single day" one, over the beautiful photo of those adorable little boys, is incredibly sad as well. In fact, I find most of these more sad than funny. I think these women must be in a lot of pain to put these posts up…

I know I shouldn't find these totally surprising, but I'm finding them very disturbing. brb going to call my mom and tell her I love her and hope she's not lying about loving me back :\

That tweet one is interesting. I read through my sons twitter (vigilant dad) and I see tweets from a girl who lives down the street whose parents I know very well. She is a complete asshole. Foul mouthed, mean and generally shitty. Im sure her mother has absolutely no idea...

Some of these make me very sad. I will just hope they were having a super bad day. But yes, my kids totally ruined my body.

not all men ;)

To be fair they want to believe it.

I have a Lily! Her first and middle names mean she has a little old lady name, but it suits her.

When going through cancer treatment, various friends' dogs (and a random iguana) would guard me and whenever I'd get tired or start to not feel good, they'd REALLY guard me, and make sure that people left me alone. Usually by sitting on me, or giving the stink eye to anyone who talked louder than a whisper. My heart…

"A 93-year-old black woman was shot and killed by a white cop who has a history of shooting and killing black folk." Fact.

IDK, sounds pretty necessary to me.

I used to work for a divorce attorney. In my state, all you need to cite as the reason you are petitioning the court for divorce is 'incompatibility.' That's what the statute says and that's all the judge really needs to grant the divorce. This did not prevent LOTS of clients from wanting to include all the gory…

Hah. When I was in college, my freshman year roommate communicated mostly through Post-Its. One day, I got sick of her not taking out the trash so I left the trash can next to her bed in the hope that if it were in her space rather than mine she would do it (because I communicated through passive-aggression). …