Is this English? Am I high or are you?

I flew all the way across the country to visit my daughter and a band that I LOVE was playing a reunion show and I asked my daughter to get tickets and I'd pay for them. Well, she misunderstood and the show quickly sold out. So I was in town without tickets while my favorite band played a rare show just down the…

For real - taking a look at what they had available in the box it's all Neutrogena, Cetaphil and Treseme hair spray. You didn't get the cheap drugstore beauty products in the box that you wanted? Go shop the sale bins at Walgreen's. Call me when they're offering a giant box with full sized Clinique or Sheseido or…

"Justice." LOL.

OH NO!!!! This is the worst thing since those 200 girls were kidnapped from their school.

It's a disheartening amount of "I am pro-choice, but abortion is bad and sluts should feel bad for having abortions because sluts. But yeah, I'm totally pro-choice."

I think Dennis Leary wore it better.

I just went from liking Seth Rogen to loving Seth Rogen. Well done.

Were you fooled into thinking that barefoot Shailene Woodley was a breath of fresh air as a celebrity?

....seriously?

Your mind is off sex because you're too annoyed by the other stuff! ;)

Ha, sorry not a feminist nor do I give two fucks about it. As a WOC, feminism was and always will be a cause created by white women and benefits white women specifically. Humanist? Yea sure I'd identify with being a humanist. Not my fault. White feminists have long strived hard to ensure that feminism stays their…

Please don't disgrace pigs by comparing them to Kate Upton. They're actually the third most intelligent animal after primates and dolphins. Kate is nowhere up there in intelligence. Nor is she as cute as actual piggies. Case in point:

she's got a piggy face

Pretty much. I mean what ass? She has absolutely NO waist/hips and a non existent ass. Though methinks she's one of those chicks who's literally fed into her own hype and thinks that because she has a massive pair of jiggling titties she now qualifies as a "curvy" woman now. So now mistakenly believes that she…

OK, I AM NOT BODY SNARKING.

Meh.

I shall name him Squishy and he shall be mine. And he shall be my Squishy.

Notice the firmly crossed arms. "You can put food in front of me, but you can't make me eat it."